TWO GREAT PIECES OF HOLIDAY ADVICE IN MY MAIL BAG FOR YOU!

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Dear Captain Jack:

What is Christmas like in the future? Do you get presents?

- PrincessPea

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( Do I get presents? Baby, I'm the kind of guy who gets presents just for existing! )

WAVE TRANSMISSION - STARDATE: 19.12.2225

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From: Captain Jack Harkness
To: All Staff
Priority: Very High to Extremely High
Subject: TWO THOUGHTS

Kids, I know you're all sexily shovelling the space-snow off the space-Plass, but pay attention to two things:

1) I need more egg nog, my mug is empty! Christ, don't make me nog my own ( Read more... )

Contrary to crazy reports, Ianto Jones has not been "removed" from life. He's just been "removed" from the 21st century.

I know because I was there when he was "removed" and he was breathing just fine, for fuck's sake.

See this shrine? It's touching. But wrong-headed.


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LIVEJOURNAL TO ME:

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I got a letter taped to my forehead this morning. It's funny how requests for advice follow me into the 53rd century!

Don't worry, I quickly shot this problem in the face.

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Dear Captain Jack,

I need your help!

Not long ago I was swept up in a technological mishap that moved me, my entire team of colleagues, and my husband to the 53rd ( Read more... )

Ready for Children of Earth, you GQ muthafuckahs?

For 
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Dear Captain Jack

What does love feel like?

I guess this is a stupid question.

- Megan

( There are no stupid questions on Livejournal, Megan. )

Ever since I showed you my bitchin' beta work I've been getting requests for more of my bitchin' fan fictions. I don't like to disappoint the Internets, so please enjoy the following!

Title: The Adventure of the Wild, Wild West
Author:
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Dear Captain Jack,

I am writing because I saw in your last advice column that you defended a thesis on the SPRAY THE MUTHAFUCKIN SCENE, MUTHFUCKAH! technique in Battle School. I'm working on my thesis right now. It's not about spraying the scene with bullets, though. Maybe that's why I'm having such a hard time with it.

I have never had such a hard ( Read more... )