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ask_captainjack

Captain Jack's Holiday Mail Bag!

Dec 20, 2009 16:58

TWO GREAT PIECES OF HOLIDAY ADVICE IN MY MAIL BAG FOR YOU!

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Dear Captain Jack:

What is Christmas like in the future? Do you get presents?

- PrincessPea

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( Do I get presents? Baby, I'm the kind of guy who gets presents just for existing! )

my needs, traditions, holidays

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ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:02:02 UTC

I have acquired five of the things on your Grimmas list.

I'm not telling you which five.

I really think we should look into that transmission, Jack.

ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 22:06:45 UTC

COME ON. You can't tease me. Why are the Welsh such fucking horrible teases!?

PS: We get weird transmissions all the time. Relax. In fact, you made a huge stink when I tried to answer the Kobayashi Maru distress call from the neutral zone!

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:09:16 UTC

...I really need to get you those Star Trek DVDs.

Ok. One of them is the thing with the bow. But I'm not happy about it. It chafes.

gwen_e_cooper December 20 2009, 22:05:05 UTC

I still want a mobile with music functions on. For Lady Gaga, Rihanna, other good workout music + New Age for hot yoga.

I know we have implants now, but the iPhone is cute and I never got one before we transported. :o(

Can't I have one (for nostalgia) like you have Glenn Miller 78s (for nostalgia)?

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:07:55 UTC

Have you tried the Space Antique stores?

gwen_e_cooper December 20 2009, 22:12:37 UTC

All they have are crocheted dolls to fit over spare loo roll and Wii Fits.

(And with the shells we don't need loo roll anymore, so...)

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:14:03 UTC

Maybe Space Target has some. They're always big on retro. Or we could ask the Doctor to bring you one! It's not even nearly anything like a wrist strap, except for the 112G that has a time travel app.

We just will ask for the 111G.

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ask_janet December 20 2009, 22:05:44 UTC

i left a grimmas present for you in my pants.

then i put the pants in the floor vault under your desk. they should be really nice by now. lift the lid.

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:07:10 UTC

We're going to need Marigolds for this.

Or hazmat.

ask_janet December 20 2009, 22:08:13 UTC

i like marigolds because they keep their flavor the longest when you chew them.

ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 22:09:43 UTC

That's very true. Many a marigold finger I've sucked sexily as I slowly removed it from my hand with an erotic 'Snap!' of the rubber.

Have you seen my "Cleaning up the kitchen" dances? They're spectacular!

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blue_fjords December 20 2009, 22:05:58 UTC

Happy Grimmas, Captain Jack! I don't understand how you can ask for any other pressies w/ a Yoda in your stocking! How bout you share w/ us what you got Max Theresa for Grimmas, yeah?

ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 22:08:13 UTC

I heart your icon, BF. I heart it double as much as an icon with only one beagle in it.

I got Theresa what any young pup wants for Grimmas --- bitchin' hover-booties for walkies! He barely has to walk on the ground now, he can zoom up and down and around the Hub!

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:12:37 UTC

It has certainly made his choice of Things To Chew On more interesting.

ask_captainjack December 20 2009, 22:13:47 UTC

Can you believe he can wrap his little doggy jaw around the ceiling fans? The tooth marks up there are hilarious!

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oh_doask December 20 2009, 22:07:27 UTC

I CAN GIVE YOU NUMBER 5 ON YOUR LIST!

COME AND CHECK!

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:08:23 UTC

YOU DO NOT HAVE MY COCK, JOHN HART.

I have it. IT'S STILL ATTACHED.

oh_doask December 20 2009, 22:09:29 UTC

HAVE YOU CHECKED LATELY?!

HAVE YOU?!

I LOL HARD!

ask_aboutcoffee December 20 2009, 22:10:42 UTC

That's not funny!

I know it's still attached because the bow is chafing.

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