last night i was knocking back a few buckets of pimms before my nightly ritual of pissing on assk's desk and then vomiting in the hub pool and all of the sudden the sensors here went fucking apeshit ( Read more... )

Good day ( Read more... )

Title: (D)evolution
Author: amand_r
Wordcount: 2,600
Characters: Janet, Jack, Ianto, Martha, Gwen, Owen, John Hart
Ratings: Rated R for language and violence
Author's Notes: This is Askverse fic.
Summary: Torchwood changes everything. Even Janet.

amand_r

Haahahhhahhha. I ain't got no pretty picture to put up. Click it. Click it good.

a fanfics, by janet

i didn't make a header, lol. i won't get on the torchwood_three daily list. lol.
beta: gwen_e_cooper
WARNINGS FOR BITE ME.

( my fanfics! )

ode to the newport key
by janet

the first time i used an external weapon
it was shiny and thumpy
shump shump shirrump
(that was andy's drunk arse dragging it down the plass)

too long and unwieldy, rather
unlike my elegant claws. they are sexy. you should all lick them.
i digress.

oh broken window!that was a complete accident! but while i'm ( Read more... )

we started a band. it is an awesome band. i stole the bricks from the ceiling to make my keytaur (thanks, assk ( Read more... )

Dear Janet-

Have you seen this? Wishful fanfics? Grain of truth ( Read more... )

highlights of my time in the cell ( Read more... )