ode to the newport key
by janet

the first time i used an external weapon
it was shiny and thumpy
shump shump shirrump
(that was andy's drunk arse dragging it down the plass)

too long and unwieldy, rather
unlike my elegant claws. they are sexy. you should all lick them.
i digress.

oh broken window!that was a complete accident! but while i'm ( Read more... )

am i on?

fucking commodore 64 piece of shit.

fucking torchwood.