sugar plum fairies give me heartburn. all three of them.

[ask_janet]

last night i was knocking back a few buckets of pimms before my nightly ritual of pissing on assk's desk and then vomiting in the hub pool and all of the sudden the sensors here went fucking apeshit.

if you have never seen apeshit, go to the zoo and throw a small kid in the lion pit. it's fucking hysterical. it's also a waste of a good kid.

anyway, what the shit is this?

if it's headed here, it better have fucking eggnog. made from real noggins.

children's noggins. mmm. creamy gray matter.