What does love feel like?

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack

What does love feel like?

I guess this is a stupid question.

- Megan

Comments

[used_songs]

The feeling I got from loving the Doctor was like the feeling a hobo gets when he squishes his dirty, unloved face against a window and peers in at a happy family sitting by the fire.

That gave me a little sparkly tear, Captain Jack. Trailing down my cheek all for you.

[ask_captainjack]

THANKS, SONGS. Don't cry for me. I don't want you wasting liquid on my sorrows. Save your liquids for our documentary. The trailer looks scary!

[used_songs]

Well, as long as you're ok. I just want you to be happy and cocky and full of innuendo.

[thaddeusfavour]

Me too! Me too! I sniffled right here.

[pure_morning_8]

D'awwh. Heart warming stuff, Captain.

[ask_captainjack]

LOVE IS AWESOME.

[madder_rose]

Most special of all to Little Jack (the person, not the cock) was my younger brother Grey. I'm all sad face sitting here typing out my feelings. I love Grey a lot even though he is technically a psychopath and a murderer. It's not his fault. He was accidentally raised that way!

I know exactly how you feel! My little sister was also accidentally raised to reign down hellfire on earth and be quietly smug and superior about it.

Oh Captain, how shall I resist causign Blunt Force Trauma (chloroform can cause seizures yanno)on my younger sibling, as you have obviously managed to do??

[ask_captainjack]

Chloroform causes seizures!? Wow, if I knew that I would have gone straight for the hankie instead of taking so much ex when I was in the club scene.

As for your hellfire sister, have you thought about sending her to Bible Camp? All the cool kids are not 'doing it', I hear.

[madder_rose]

Oh yah, Ye Olde C's even got it's own catchy nick-name: Sudden Sniffer's Death.

Ether is much more recommended. Leaves the body useless but the brain active. Torture victims will stay awake, and you won't need rope!

Bible Camp? That's cruel AND unusual. I shall attempt it. Can I snuggle you against my truly awesome bosom as thanks?

[ask_captainjack]

Snuggling is always an option with Captain Jack Harkness. I'm looking forward to your awesome bosom.

[paragraphs]

Did this help, Megan? I must say, I highly recommend love.

I hope it helped her, cuz it sure did me. I am puddling with the warm toasties, Jack!

And you are so right. You *DO* have amazing hair! Great lips too.

[ask_captainjack]

WARM TOASTIES are some of my favourite things to puddle with!

PS: Thanks for noticing my hair and lips. They are pretty great.

[paragraphs]

*nods*

Ianto is a lucky man to have full-access to both.

And yup, WARM TOASTIES RULE!

You are amazing as always, Jack!

[ametto]

That was the most beautiful prose, Jack. I'm so touched I'm crying.

It reminds me of the nights when my fiance would gently shout that he loved me, startling me awake. And when the bloody rage subsided, I would laugh and comfort his shivering body.

[ask_captainjack]

It's like you're in my own big comfy bed, sitting on Ianto's blanket cocoon, watching our every move.

It happens just like you describe!