Comments | ask_captainjack: What does love feel like?

ask_captainjack

What does love feel like?

Jun 30, 2009 16:38

Dear Captain Jack

What does love feel like?

I guess this is a stupid question.

- Megan

( There are no stupid questions on Livejournal, Megan. )

love

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oh_doask June 30 2009, 21:18:24 UTC

You still don't get the spaceship.

Nice try.

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:22:27 UTC

JUST ONE JAUNT UP INTO ORBIT.

I'd be right back!

oh_doask June 30 2009, 21:31:11 UTC

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID AFTER TWO YEARS IN THE LOOP WHEN YOU WERE ONLY DUCKING OUT FOR CIGARETTES!

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:32:51 UTC

I said "I'M LEAVING YOU. FOR GOOD!" as I got in the car.

You only heard "GOING OUT FOR CIGARETTES" because you're crazy.

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ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:32:00 UTC

I love to have sex in food, but I have no energy for baking afterwards! Definitely have to make the muffins first.

elainasaunt June 30 2009, 21:27:04 UTC

Captain Jack Harkness, poet-philosopher: you've outdone Publius Ovidius Naso, the Apostle Paul of Tarsus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning and several other triple-named experts who escape me for the moment because I'm just so blown away by your masterful summing up of the matter.

Nailed it, as usual. Awesomely.

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:34:09 UTC

I

FUCKING

LOVE

NAILING IT!

ask_aboutcoffee June 30 2009, 21:28:55 UTC

Is that what you said? I thought you said "I'm above stew." that's why we never have stew!

I'm above stew too, Jack. I'm above stew hard.

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:35:40 UTC

I'm more above stew. I've had more practice at it. I was above stew before you! I had to coax you into the stew and now you're grateful huh? This stew---ok now I'm lost, I'm tangled in the metaphor...

neifile7 June 30 2009, 21:52:44 UTC

You've got him in the stew, all right. Your own little hot-pot, slow-cooker of love.

(Did you have your mouth full of crackers when you yelled your romantic declaration? Or perhaps it was the muffling effects of the blanket burrito. Where would love be without the occasional sweet misunderstanding?)

ask_aboutcoffee June 30 2009, 23:10:22 UTC

It was the blanket cocoon. It makes him sound like he's talking underwater. Sometimes I do it just for the lulz!

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queen_insane June 30 2009, 21:31:25 UTC

You are quiet the expert on love.

But why rate all love, wouldn't it be better to rate all kinds of love so that we know how important all types of love are?

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:37:34 UTC

You can't do that, Queenie. It's a qualitative thing, not a quantitative thing.

Love is a soft science. That's why the universities put the study of love under "sociology".

queen_insane June 30 2009, 21:47:03 UTC

See this is why you are the all knowing man of love and I am just it's humble servant.

It would be quiet the adventure to know all this about love.

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 23:40:51 UTC

It was a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Like the voice-overs in the movie trailers!

"A STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT - ROLLING STONE"

"I NEVER WANTED IT TO END - ABC NEWS"

"SEE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN - LA TIMES"