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ask_captainjack

What does love feel like?

Jun 30, 2009 16:38

Dear Captain Jack

What does love feel like?

I guess this is a stupid question.

- Megan

( There are no stupid questions on Livejournal, Megan. )

love

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oh_doask June 30 2009, 21:18:24 UTC

You still don't get the spaceship.

Nice try.

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:22:27 UTC

JUST ONE JAUNT UP INTO ORBIT.

I'd be right back!

oh_doask June 30 2009, 21:31:11 UTC

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID AFTER TWO YEARS IN THE LOOP WHEN YOU WERE ONLY DUCKING OUT FOR CIGARETTES!

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 21:32:51 UTC

I said "I'M LEAVING YOU. FOR GOOD!" as I got in the car.

You only heard "GOING OUT FOR CIGARETTES" because you're crazy.

oh_doask June 30 2009, 21:35:28 UTC

Your lips moved to say CIGARETTE and not FOR GOOD.

I WOULD HAVE CLUNG TO THE BACK OF THE CAR AS YOU DROVE TO THE END OF THE DISK IF I'D HEARD THAT RIGHT!

ask_captainjack June 30 2009, 23:38:17 UTC

Clinging to things is so pathetic! I feel for you, really.

amand_r July 1 2009, 00:48:52 UTC

Oh come on. You have to admit clinging to that thing at the bottom of the helicopter as it flies away with the bad guys in it is pretty fucking awesome. Especially when you flip yourself up into the cockpit and shoot them all in the face!

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 00:51:10 UTC

Once I did that whilst kicking at a shark.

IT WAS FUCKING EPIC!

(The shark was coming out of the water, it wasn't in the helicopter.)

amand_r July 1 2009, 00:52:49 UTC

Did you by any chance, have any Torchwood branded shark repellent?

You should be careful about the sharks. One day they'll BE IN THE HELICOPTER..

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 00:57:33 UTC

Not until 4607. They don't have opposable thumbs yet.

amand_r July 1 2009, 00:59:33 UTC

This is good to know, as I have a paralyzing fear of Jaws. Any shark that can not only divine a person's travel plans, but also beat their 747 on a trip from Amity, New York to the Bahamas, is something to be feared indeed.

But if it's that far away? That's what I have the harpoon truck for.

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