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ask_captainjack

A POSTCARD FROM THE 53rd CENTURY!

Jul 01, 2009 12:37

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the future, goodbyes

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ask_janet July 1 2009, 20:18:55 UTC

godaammit. left behind! ::cries::

oh no wait.

BYE SUCKERS!

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:21:03 UTC

I looked up your fate in the historical database, Janet.

It was LOL.

The part where the killdozer crushed your head.

I felt for you!

ask_janet July 1 2009, 20:22:25 UTC

haaahahaahha. right now i'm wearing your undies on my head.

why is your steamer trunk filled with granny panties?

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:30:32 UTC

Because I've fucked a lot of grannies, obviously.

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ask_aboutcoffee July 1 2009, 20:20:04 UTC

Jack, you left out the most important part!

I am influencing a generation of Future Young Fashion Mavens to wear oxford shirts again.

I'm the Laser Shirts Man!

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:21:48 UTC

It's true!

Everyone keeps asking "How do you work these Earth things you call 'buttons'?"

They've only seen them in movies!

(In the movies they are just felt circles glued on)

ask_aboutcoffee July 1 2009, 20:23:14 UTC

The younger crowd are going for it, though. It's Retropunk! "That's so button" they say to one another. "You've got a button fuckin' nose, man!"

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:26:16 UTC

I KNOW!

Ordinarily I hate hipsters and their emo fucking glasses and their sneakers and their Space Invaders graphic tees.

But in this case it's charming!

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oh_doask July 1 2009, 20:23:37 UTC

WANT ANYTHING FROM THE PLEASUNSULAS?!

ANYTHING?

I ALREADY ORDERED A SEXBOT! HA HA HA! THEY GOT THE LUBE-IMPROVED VERSION ON NILE.COM!

I know Martha will like it.

ask_arealdoctor July 1 2009, 20:25:52 UTC

...oh, I will, will I?

...

oooh, he's got a TREMENDOUS cock! Perhaps this won't be so bad after all...

oh_doask July 1 2009, 20:27:06 UTC

It will be FUCKING AMAZING!

WE FLY UNDER TORCHWOOD AUTHORIZATION!

I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING!

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:29:03 UTC

PS: I change the code, so good luck using the one you painted on your ship.

It's one number different, but I won't tell you which one!

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gwen_e_cooper July 1 2009, 20:26:07 UTC

I...was not sold on the silver unitards at first.

"You want me to wear what?" I asked Jack.

But. They look awesome.

I'm giving up red tops (for now). I know. I know! But it's the future.

ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:27:40 UTC

It's your taut ass that makes the unitard work so well, Gwen.

gwen_e_cooper July 1 2009, 20:29:15 UTC

I know! It's almost as taut as yours. Almost.

I love the subsonic hair blaster, too. It's like a portable wind machine.

ask_aboutcoffee July 1 2009, 20:29:17 UTC

I like the silver unitards on you.

They go with my sparkly waistcoat!

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ask_arealdoctor July 1 2009, 20:32:28 UTC

It's BRILLIANT out here on the Peninsulas! I'll make sure to bring you all back souvenirs! And we have a whole shipload of dead aliens for me to work on already.

It's time for fruity drinks and a massage from our new sexbot! He's awfully sweet. I'm going to call him Spike. :)

ask_aboutcoffee July 1 2009, 20:33:52 UTC

Send a naughty postcard please!

ask_arealdoctor July 1 2009, 20:47:07 UTC

Here's one that'll do for now. It's not so naughty, but it's very appropriate!

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ask_captainjack July 1 2009, 20:48:47 UTC

OH RHYS. His striped bathing costume is adorable.

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