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DANCE DANCE DANCE LIKE YER HAVIN' A FIT

May 01, 2012 21:37

MY DELIGHTFUL CHOCOLATE-SPRINKLED PROFITEROLES, OH MY COOLED RICE PUDDINGS WITH PINEAPPLE, MY BEAUTIFUL BLUEBERRY TARTS. The time has come of the May fires! Of dancing, stark naked, under the silver nightly sun. THE TIME OF BELTANE HAS COME, my foxy congregation. LET THERE BE WINE AND MEAD, FIRE AND LOVE.

I hope with all my heart that you will find a moment, even in this deadly month of exams (that should be a month of dancing and love, where is justice in that, WHERE?, I ask!), to kick back and relax with a cup of mead (or tea, or tea!). Since, in the spirit of Beltane this particular service shall busy itself with SPREADING LOVE ALL AROUND and the pairing and aus this week are going to be a little...well, unconventional.

PORN PORN PORN, MY STUNNING HEATHENS!!!!

Teen Wolf AU by persephassax

ORPHANAGE

last week's orphans

Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus - wrestling/sex
Wrestling after the boar hunt turns to sex on the riverbank.

Prompt 2

Esca/Seal Prince exhausted sex dubcon
In the scene where Marcus spies on the Seal People's ceremony and sees the eagle, Esca is nowhere to be found. He only showes up after the ceremony when everyone is asleep/unconsious. And then, as he and Marcus are leaving the camp Esca tells the Seal prince's son to tell his father, when he wakes, that Esca is sorry but he has to leave. So what was Esca doing during and after the ceremony? Using himself as a distraction and letting the Seal Prince shag the hell out of him until the Prince fell into an exhausted sleep. Bonus points if Esca/Seal Prince had been involved since they returned to the village and Esca really does regret what he is doing but he (obviously) loves Marcus more.

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus, some Liathan/Marcus and Esca&Placidus - modern AU
So Esca doesn't exactly have friends- just people he fucked in the past, people he is fucking now and people that he wants to fuck in the nearest future. But when Esca is in serious troubles (y'know: "woke up with dead hooker in his bed" kind of thing) there is just one guy he can call: his best friend- Marcus Aquila. And the only thing that destroys Esca's perfect life full of sex/alcohol and random fights is that Marcus:
1. Is totally in love with Esca (in his "i know i'm not enough" sort of way)
2. Has so many issues that even his psychologist needs therapy after their counseling sessions
Also and that is the worse part:
3. He's recently started dating Liathan- guy who most definitely doesn't appreciate Marcus the way he deserves...it also makes Marcus interested in something else than Esca and that is just wrong

The only person who doesn't think that this relationship is a good idea is Placidus (Marcus other friend who decides that he dislike Liathan even more than he dislike Esca). So they come up with the plan...really genius one: Esca will pretend that he's finally realized that he's in love with Marcus to end his relationship with Liathan. After 2 maybe 3 weeks he'll ask Marcus to be only-friends again and voila! problem solved...(so...they are complete idiots who know absolutely nothing about true love...sue them! XD)

I want bastard!Esca and maybe some angst and lots of sex (not only Esca/Marcus but maybe some pretty awesome hate/hate Liathan/Marcus...and i won't say no to some Liathan/Placidus because Liathan is such a lovely manwhore that he needs somebody to fuck when Esca and Marcus are working on their issues)

Prompt 4

Esca/Marcus, modern AU, balletdancer!Esca, trainer!Marcus
Esca is a ballet dancer who meets Marcus at the gym. Marcus is a personal trainer. PLEASE JUST LET THERE BE TIGHTS AND BONERS.

My lovelies, please do not stone me for those unusual AUs and pairings but in this blessed day of the May fires, the Reverend ladytiferet and I would like to spice things up a wee bit, like one might a freshly poured honeyed wine on this beautiful occasion to celebrate centurions frolicking with their British freedmen along the glens.
AND IF BY ANY CHANCE ANY OF YOU WOULD FEEL LIKE WRITING A BELTANE INSPIRED STORIES WHERE PRECISELY THIS HAPPENS THEN, WELL. THE CHURCH-MASTERS WOULD WORSHIP THE DEWEY GRASS YOU WALK UPON ♥

Prompt 1

Cradoc/Marcus (bookverse)
I'm reading through the book for the first time, and what really jumped out at me so far (aside from characters and huge swaths of the book being ripped out for the movie, like Esca giving Marcus a puppy, lol) is how deeply disappointed Marcus feels when (spoilers for those reading, since this storyline's mangled in the movie:) his hunting buddy turns out to be the leader of the rebellion against him. It read so slashy to me, the way he insists to himself that it's not like Cradoc lied to him, but that he owed his people more, but then the description of the battle is Cradoc, Cradoc, Cradoc. He even starts reminiscing about him when he's talking to Cottia for the first time.

So basically what I want is something Marcus/Cradoc, unrequited (since Cradoc is married and kind of hates him and all): after the first scene with the horses, Marcus goes back to his room but he can't shake that challenging look Cradoc gave him when he proposed that bet. He tries to think of the horses, but his mind keeps wandering to Cradoc, the interplay of muscles under his skin, etc. until all he can think about is taming the man the way he would a wild horse and riding him hard.

SINCE CRADOC DOESN'T APPEAR IN THE MOVIE HE DOESN'T EXACTLY GET BOUNTIFUL AMOUNTS OF FIC-TIME AND I HAVE TO AGREE THAT FOR A LONG TIME I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPREAL, YET AS I GAVE GROWN INTO THIS FANDOM I REALIZED WHAT A WONDERFUL AND UNUSED POTENTIAL HIS CHARACTER HAS AND HOW BRILLIANT HIS RELATION WITH MARCUS IS.
For those who have not read the book he he featured in the chariot racing deleted scene.

Prompt 2

Esca/Placidus, movie-verse
Placidus is still reeling from the eagle being returned and the insult Marcus threw his way about his lack of courage compared to Esca.

He can't get Esca off his mind and gets a little obsessed, meanwhile Esca is perplexed by his attentions...

Run with it nonnie!!

MAN, I'M NOT SURE I SHOULD COMMENT ON THIS CAUSE IF YOU SEE THE COMMENTS ON THE MEME BELOW THE ACTUAL PROMPT....I'M BASICALLY OVEREXCITED AND ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH THEM. Whether you beautiful authors would like to make it dark and smouldering or light-hearted and hilarious, it's going to be great.

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus/Liathan/Placidus orgy (modern/sci-fi/fantasy/canon)
So i am really shocked that we still don't have even one fic showing all of our favorite boys at last "cooperating" for greater good.
I don't care why, when, where- just make it happen anon!

CAUSE NOTHING SAYS BELTANE LIKE AN ORGY. THERE NEEDS TO BE AN ORGY. I AM A PROUD ORGY-SUPPORTER.

Prompt 4

Esca/Marcus, female!Marcus
I don't know how it would work, but I'd really like to see a take on a female!Marcus, with Esca staying male. Preferably not AU, but I understand having Marcus be female means major changes are needed.

Bonus if f!Marcus (Marcia? Flavia? Who knows) stays tall, strong, bulky/muscle-y/bigger than Esca.

GOD, UHM. I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS SINCE FOREVER AND EVER AND I AM WILLING TO DO THINGS FOR IT THAT GO BEYOND YOUR WILDEST IMAGININGS. EVER SINCE copa_cetic's MOST AMAZING Honour and Other Made-Up Things (sadly locked now) AND AN ANONYMOUS BUT NO LESS AWESOME FILL: angry!girl!Esca I HAVE BEEN LUSTING AFTER THIS SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN, I EVEN TRIED TO BULLY naninande INTO WRITING ME SOME.
JUST IMAGINE IT. FIERCE, HONOURABLE AMAZON!MARCUS STUFFED INTO ROMAN PATRIARCHY WITH 'ADMIRERS' THAT ARE SLIGHTLY TOO PETRIFIED TO COURT HER (MAYBE SOME AREN'T? PLACIDUS?) CAUSE SHE'S EITHER FRIGID OR WILL BREAK THEM AND THEN WELL, SHE SAVES ESCA AND UNCLE A. GETS HER A BOYFRIEND ;) CAUSE WELL, HE THINKS SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TOUGH. THERE'S *TENSION* WITH ESCA BLINKING INFURIATINGLY AT HER WHEN GIRL!MARCUS LOSES HER TEMPER, AND MARCUS JUST WANTING HIM ALL THE TIME.

GIVE IT TO ME AND I WILL BE HONESTLY DO GOD OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU'LL ASK OF ME!

I hope you have all enjoyed the prompts for this evening :)
Due to the Reverends' busy schedules and the quiet response last week due undoubtedly to the congregation's busy schedules as well, we have decided to post the Sunday Service every two weeks over April and May :)
If you have any prompts you'd like to see pimped then don't hesitate to PM us!

POOOORN POOORN POOORN MY HEATHENS!

au, the eagle, marcus/cradoc, marcus/other, orgies, esca/marcus, genderbender, girl!marcus/esca, esca/placidus, esca/marcus/liathan/placidus, esca/other, canon, the eagle of the ninth