I'M SO SORRY SO VERY VERY SORRY
AMAZONS AND OTHER BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, your Reverends are known for many things. For their fervour, general obnoxiousness, loudness and BLATANT impropriety. Sadly, time-keeping is not one of those things. Which is why this Reverend right here is left once again to PROFUSELY apologize for the gross neglect the masses have recently been met with. Unfortunately, I do not think scrawling 'COULD NOT REVISE FOR RELIGIOUS/BLASPHEMOUS REASONS' on the cover page of my exam would have secured me a pass. Though then again, I might have as well have written than. It would break the flow of bullshit I ended up settling for nicely. Exams might be over and done with but sadly higher education still seems intent on ruining my life. However, enough about me. I hope that the most tragic hiatus the Sunday Service had to suffer, has not send you into throes of despair. OR WORSE, purity. Urgh, I dread to think of you, my beautiful dirty-minded flock, all sparkly and shiny and *pure* in your white robes. IT IS A FRIGHTFUL AND FORBIDDING IMAGE.
I am filled with hope that this dark scenario has not taken place and that you shall come floating in with your usual enthusiasm. I'd also like to assure you that from this Sunday on, we're right back on schedule.
AND AGAIN, THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES AND FICS AND ART. YOU MAKE ME FEEL ABASHED WITH ALL THE LOVE. I AM BUT THE HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE. ENTIRELY UNWORTHY OF YOUR PASSIONATE AFFECTION. AND YET YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A MONARCH. CROWN AND COAT ALL IN TOW.
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Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus - watersports
Remember in the movie, after his surgery Marcus asks Esca, "Did I shame myself?" and Esca says, "No."
Well, imagine Marcus did actually wet himself, and Esca was immensely turned on changing Marcus from his soiled . Fast forward, Esca likes Marcus to lose control of his bladder, and Marcus discovers he likes to let it go, and be taken care of afterwards by Esca.
FILLED:
tracy7307 - Deep by Deep
ORPHANAGE
last week's orphans
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus
inspired by this photo of Channing Tatum
After returning from the north, Marcus gets a little too comfortable and gains a little weight. He hates it and wants to lose it, but Esca secretly loves it.
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus (writer/literary agent AU)
Esca is very eccentric and popular writer. Marcus is his agent who keeps him alive when Esca is working (he's making him diners and doing his laundry...). Marcus is basically his slave who can't even work with other authors because Esca is really possessive (also evil). One day Marcus discovers that in his free time Esca writes porn stories about Marcus the Centurion and his slave Esca...stories that couldn't be more different form what is happening between Esca and Marcus in their real life (and that means Esca making Marcus life miserable and Marcus lusting after him in his pathetic puppy-like way).
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus - Regency! AU, Austen style h/c, UST, repressed!guys
Marcus and Esca are countryside-dwelling aristocracy, and they are neighbours, have been for a couple of months now, but they've just met during a hunt. The sparks flew, instant chemistry, but both of them are properly repressed and distrustful, so nothing happened.
Several days later, in the middle of a big storm, Marcus finds Esca unconscious in the fields, drenched and feverish. Apparently, he felt unwell earlier and when he went riding he fell off his horse.
Marcus carries him to his house and takes care of him Austen-style.
There is a lot of perving on unconscious Esca, maybe some help with changing , wiping off sweat, feeding, whole lotta of repressed UST, and a happy end ;]
This weeks canon prompt has been chosen by yours truly and the lovely lovely lovely modern au prompts by my fellow Rev. ladytiferet (whom I essentially owe my life and sanity/insanity to). Enjoy, my wee muffins.
Prompt 1
Esca/Seal Prince, possibly Esca/Marcus - biting
Seal prince leaves a mark on Esca.
CAUSE GODS OF PORN ONLY KNOW HOW MUCH I BLOODY LOVE ESCA/LIATHAN. LIKE A LOT. A LOT. SO MUCH CHEMISTRY. AND WHO WOULD NOT WANT TO THROW IN SOME JEALOUS!MARCUS INTO THE MIX? IT'S HIS BOYFRIEND LIATHAN'S MACKIN' ON AFTER ALL. JUST SAYIN'. LIATHAN'S POTENTIAL AS THE 'OTHER WOMAN' REMAINS LARGELY UNEXPLOITED. YOUSE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YERSELVES.
Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus, canon era, drunk!boys, pining
Esca/Marcus, bookverse or movieverse canon era, drunk shenanigans with the boys, a wee bit of fluff.
I want Esca, not fond of dry Roman wine drunk in the villa, to smuggle a skin of Usce for Saturnalia/some other reason (maybe Marcus is curious and wants to have a taste). I want Esca and Marcus getting tipsy together, perhaps after a boring dinner with some of Uncle A's old friends and telling each other stories. Marcus of Rome and his childhood and his travels, and Esca the cheerful memories he cherishes of his tribe and brothers. Pining in tow, growing heated as the tales shift to more intimate topics.
And then Esca/Marcus (I don't really care which one it is) presses his lips against Marcus/Esca. Before promptly passing out.
Leaving the other with EMOSHUNS
UHM. THIS MIGHT A BIT BIASED AND WEIRD AND UHM...AN ABUSE OF MY REVEREND POWERS SINCE IT'S MY OWN PROMPT BUT MAN. I JUST LOVE BUBBLY, BABBLING DRUNKS THAT I THINK THOSE TWO WOULD BE. THEY'RE SO BUSY REPRESSING WHEN THEY'RE SOBER THAN GIVE THEM A BIT INCENTIVE AND THEY'RE *THERE*.
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus
Esca and Marcus in their teens, (16 or 17)! Marcus goes visit his uncle in Britain.
Btw, I wish this story were told from the point of view of both Marcus and Esca.
BECAUSE DON'T WE JUST LOVE THEM WHEN THEY HAVE ALL THE EMOSHUNS AND ALL THE RAGING HORMONES?
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus
I was watching Benny and Joon and it got me jonesing for fic where Marcus wins Esca in a high stakes poker game. This scenario fits so well in many AU universes including the burgeoning ApocU and the awesome Pirates! universe in my head.
What will Marcus do with Esca after he wins him?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.
We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends
AND DON'T FORGET THE SMOULDER
GOD I REALLY WANT A GIF ICON OF THIS NOW. SHIT SHIT.