SUGARCUBES, your dear Reverend is late again and atrociously unapologetic about it. Educashun, as the beautiful Bishop lulahbelle calls it, has kept me occupied both over the Easter Break (I have literally managed to read *one* Big Bang, from my ambitious plan to at least read three) and now that I'm back at merciless uni, two weeks before the exam session ( Read more... )

MUNCHINS, LEPRECHAUNS, MY CHARMING APRIL ELVES. Fuck me sideways, I'm tired. I wish the Big Bangs would take care of my assignments so I could read them instead. However, here we are! Greeting another lovely spring into the fandom. April is actually a rather emotional month since a year a go, in April, I wrote my first (admittedly horrible) fic. ( Read more... )

GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES,  Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours ( Read more... )

Parishoners, if you are not watching the lovely eagle_exchange you really should, there's some absolutely incredible fic being posted daily!  Various genres, various kinks but all of our favourites, I assure you.

I apologize (once again, jeez, had I not been British I'd be sick of saying I'm sorry by now) for the lateness but I've been so horribly busy with ( Read more... )

FARMHANDS CONGREGATION, I apologise, once more for the delay but the Reverend has passed out yesterday, embarrassingly early, after a day of frolicking in the Canadian tundra and moose chariot-racing. My fellow Reverend and I are proud to say that we are still striving to make it a national sport over here but I'm afraid it might still be a close ( Read more... )

AMAZONS AND OTHER BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, your Reverends are known for many things. For their fervour, general obnoxiousness, loudness and BLATANT impropriety. Sadly, time-keeping is not one of those things. Which is why this Reverend right here is left once again to PROFUSELY  apologize for the gross neglect the masses have recently been met with. ( Read more... )

MY STUNNING PARISHIONERS, I apologize PROFUSEDLY for the fact that this Sunday Service is very much well...a Wednesday  Service. I shall forever grovel for your forgiveness, good flock. However, as you know I'm on kinda-sorta-hiatus and only peeking in to have a break from my less-than-tenacious studying. I will be back with a bang and half once ( Read more... )

My beautiful gift-givers, hard-working reindeer, frisky little elves. A GRAVID moment has come to the Eagle fandom as I am bold enough to assume that this is our first Christmas spent together! And *definitely* first Christmas for our dear Service here! And for myself, and I know for a fact, for a couple of others; it's also the first Christmas on ( Read more... )

MY ROYAL MISTRELS! MY SWEET, JIBING JESTERS, MY KNIGHTS AND PRINCESSES, KINGS AND QUEENS. BOYS AND GIRLS...YOUR RESIDENT REVEREND MIGHT STILL BE A WEE BIT TIPSY FROM THE VERY LIBERATE AMOUNT OF SPIRITS SHE HAS CONSUMED TODAY. However!!! My love rings pure and strong and true and is not just a by-product of festive boozin'. I ASSURE YOU FLOCK, I ( Read more... )

MY BELOVED HIGH CLASS ESCORTS FLOCK. Last week has yet again bore fruit from most delicious and sinful orchard, and the Lords of Porn did grin upon us with kindness ( Read more... )