O CUM ALL YE KINKY CAROLERS
My beautiful gift-givers, hard-working reindeer, frisky little elves. A GRAVID moment has come to the Eagle fandom as I am bold enough to assume that this is our first Christmas spent together! And *definitely* first Christmas for our dear Service here! And for myself, and I know for a fact, for a couple of others; it's also the first Christmas on LJ!
MAY THE FESTIVE MOOD BRING TO YOU A NEW DEGREE OF SALACIOUS CRAVINGS. MAY THE CANDY CANES BE USED TO SPANKING AND RIBBONS FOR BONDAGE. MAY YOUR PRESENTS BE UNFIT TO BE SHOWN TO YOUR PARENTS AND EASILY OFFENDED FRIENDS. MAY THE MULLED, SPICE WINE MAKE YOU KINKY, FLUSHED AND MERRY.
THE LORDS OF PORN WILL GRIN UPON THE LAND AND WE SHALL FEAST UPON CARPS, TURKEYS, PUDDINGS AND BREAKFAST CEREAL.
MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.
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Last Week's Sunday Service
We are also slowly getting our pert little arses on delicious
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus - Predatory!Esca, Shirt-Ripping!
Just want a story where Esca gets Marcus backed into a corner or trapped in a room and goes all predatory on him. Lots Marcus' clothes being ripped open and stripped naked in record time by Esca!
FILLED: literally, almost this minute but Bishop lulahbelle in her wonderful
Urges
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don't let the little orphans starve! or do something equally Victorian!
ME HEARTIES AND LITTLE HELPERS, I HOPE YOU ARE STUFFED FULL OF GINGERBREAD AND WINE TO PREPARE YIRSELVES FOR ALL THE MERRIMENTS. My wonderful accomplice Reverend ladytiferet and I were a bit messy today and ended up choosing one of each category instead of the normal churchly procedure. We cannot help but hope that there is something for everyone in this week's Service and that donation will tumble, aplenty, upon the altar steps. Alongside some sexy centurions we use for rituals.
Prompt 1
Esca/Marcus, canon, spooning for warmth
I might have had a dream like this. Plus it's one of my favorite tropes ever.
On the Eagle quest, Marcus and Esca spoon under their blankets/furs to keep warm. When they return, Marcus invites Esca to his bed to keep each other warm it's not cold at all, bahaha. Marcus gets roaming hands and Esca presses back against Marcus, and of course sexy!times ensue.
OKAY SO I'M A SUCKER FOR PROMPTS LIKE THAT CAUSE LET'S BE HONEST, IT'S FUCKING FREEZING HERE DE NOU AND ALL I WANT ARE BLANKETS. AND SNUGGLING. and let's be honest, this trop is PERFECTION for the Eagle, I can't understand why there's so very few fics involving them AS NOT SO PLATONIC BEDMATES.
kinda sorta but almost very nearly a commentfic by lunulet1 and myself
FILL 1:the scrumptious seascribe wrote a stunning piece for this lovely prompt in her Against the Cold
Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus - dancing
Esca dances for Marcus. Marcus finds it superhot. Things happen.
Not AU, plz!
THIIIISSS THIIIS. CAUSE YOUSE KEN. BILLY ELLIOT IS WAY OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX NOW. WITH BUFF ROMAN CENTURIONS AT THAT.
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus, mistaken for a hooker [AU]
Esca had been secretly pining for Marcus for a while, but Marcus never seemed to notice him. One day when they're at a bar or something, Marcus comes up to Esca and propositions him. Esca, of course, is delighted. Until Marcus asks him how much he wants to be paid.
PLEASE, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
FILLED: by the lovely rufflefeather in the incredibly poignant and beautifully written Fuck the Fiercest Fables
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus - modern AU, suspenders!porn
Suspenders are so hot, no matter if they're up with a properly buttoned shirt and a tie or hanging down and a shirt open and disheveled. They can be used to hold someone down or to bind his hands behind his back.
Bonus points if the context is politics, but I honestly can't decide if it would be hotter to have subordinate Esca topping Marcus, or Marcus taking control from Esca who is higher in hierarchy, or some other option...
There are so many delicious porny configurations possible there :D
Comes with a visual aid.
PLEASE. SANTAS. PLEASE. NOT COAL. I WILL BE *GOOD* SO *GOOD* HONEST!
beholde the Church's own and brand new Book of Common Prayer
I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.
We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends
always sin boldly and start your new year's resolutions early:
