NOT QUITE SUNDAY SERVICE

Dec 13, 2011 03:55

MY ROYAL MISTRELS! MY SWEET, JIBING JESTERS, MY KNIGHTS AND PRINCESSES, KINGS AND QUEENS. BOYS AND GIRLS...YOUR RESIDENT REVEREND MIGHT STILL BE A WEE BIT TIPSY FROM THE VERY LIBERATE AMOUNT OF SPIRITS SHE HAS CONSUMED TODAY. However!!! My love rings pure and strong and true and is not just a by-product of festive boozin'. I ASSURE YOU FLOCK, I SHALL NOT BE CONFESSING MY LOVE SOLELY DUE TO HITTING THE CEREMONIAL WINE A BIT TOO HARD.
I am sure, beautiful Reverend Tif who happens to be sombre and sober as it is expected of any self-respecting Reverend, would NEVERTHELESS agree!!!!!

MY FELLOW REVEREND AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER SUNDAY SERVICE. Whether you are returning for yet another mass to sustain your mortal soul or whether you, led by curiosity or the illuminating light of porn, are here to experience the service for the first time. I would like to issue a warm warm welcome to ALL. EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL BE WELCOME. ALWAYS.






PREVIOUS WEEKS:

The First Sunday Service
The Second Sunday Service
The Third Sunday Service
The FourthSunday Service
The Fifth Sunday Service 
The Sixth Sunday Service
The Seventh Sunday Service
The Eight Sunday Service
The Ninth Sunday Service
The Tenth Sunday Service
The Eleventh Sunday Service
Last Week's Sunday Service
We are also getting out pert little arses on delicious



I would like to love you some more!
For even though the prompts from last week are yet to be filled, there had been a priceless and fruitful discussion as well and guest sermons and prayers!
And one of our little orphans got adopted by the magnanimous Bishop lulahbellein her promising Faith

the rest of the poor little orphans now can be found in a new ward:


please let them not die of consumption or something equally dramatic and 19th century!

OH ALL YE FAITHFUL, this week it was up to my wonderful accomplice Reverend
ladytiferet to choose two promps of the canon variety and for me to choose two AUs. We cannot help but hope that there is something for everyone in this week's Service and that donation will tumble, aplenty, upon the altar steps.



Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus - Predatory!Esca, Shirt-Ripping!


Just want a story where Esca gets Marcus backed into a corner or trapped in a room and goes all predatory on him. Lots Marcus' clothes being ripped open and stripped naked in record time by Esca!

AHEM AHEM AHEM

Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus, Esca/OMC - love triangle
A member of the Brigantes shows up in Calleva, and turns out to be Esca's former lover (maybe Esca thought he'd been killed during the Brigantes' last battle?). Esca finds himself torn between his residual love for his former lover, and his growing love for Marcus.

Bonus points if Marcus and the ex learn about each other!

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE DELICATE ECO-SYSTEM OF MARCUS AND ESCA'S RELATIONSHIP TURNED HAPHAZARD BY ANOTHER CHARACTER. WE HAVE SEEN THAT LOYALTY TO MARCUS PREVAILS IN ESCA IN MOST DRAMATIC SITUATIONS BUT HOW WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IF IT WOULD BE AGAINST SOMEONE ESCA HAD LOVES OR LOVES STILL?



Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus - modern AU, forced to fight, angsty h/c
Inspired by the Arena trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDyOXzDnww&feature=player_embedded

Marcus, a soldier who is in a very bad place in his life, just wanted to get drunk and fuck somebody. The last thing he remembers is flirting with a short blonde guy who offered him a drink. Now he wakes up in a cell, chained to the wall, and is supposed to fight for his life in an arena. The blonde guy is now his caretaker, patching him up, making sure he's healthy, eats properly and stays more or less sane.
Marcus hates him, of course, and the guy, Esca, is all cold and professional, but there is a strange bond forming between them, care, anger and reluctant h/c.

Bonus points for some knifeplay somewhere along the way.

POINTED OUT BY REV. TIF AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. SO DARK. SO DELICIOUS.

Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus - modern AU, dirty talk on a dare

Marcus and Esca are friends/colleagues/fellow members of the dancing crew/whatever else you find inspiring.

One of the guys accuses the other of being too vanilla, the other takes offense. The first dares the other to prove him wrong, the other takes on the challenge.

Cue dirty texts, e-mails, whispers in his ear detailing what the other guy would do to the first one. The whole thing might be executed jokingly at the beginning, but it quickly gets heated :)

BECAUSE THIS FANDOM NEEDS THIS LIKE DESERTS NEED RAIN (ALSO *YOU* YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I'M LOOKING AT *YOU*)

beholde the Church's own and brand new Book of Common Prayer

I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.

We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends

and always remember to SIN BOLDLY and never forget your Bible Cam in case hot priests are fucking in your neighbourhood




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