OH COME ON, IT'S LIKE CALLING SOMEONE A PISS-KIDNEY: poziomeczka

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OH COME ON, IT'S LIKE CALLING SOMEONE A PISS-KIDNEY

Mar 25, 2012 22:52

GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES, Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours spiritual and porny needs. She has slaved away, not by the beds of sexy Centurions, but over essays and she is so happy that she can return to youse even if briefly.

Awright, writing about myself in the third person is kind of fucking weird, so I'll stop.
FLOCK, I miss you. I've been pretty much MIA because of either wonderful, beautiful and gorgeous guests like your faithful Bishop lulahbelle or trying to finish dissertation proposals and class projects and freaking out over placements like a little bitch. It does my heid in cause this is like a fucking fiesta in this fandom, with eagle_exchange and eagle_bigbang, I haven't even had the time to catch up with all the masterpieces and yet they keep popping out like flowers in the midst of spring. Very fitting too!

My lovely little raindrops of last days of March, I'd love to present to you yet another Sunday Service, I have glimpsed so many new faces recently so I cannot but hope and see them during our porny masses. Kick back, relax and enjoy the show, the service and the ceremony. Porn with thy neighbour, for that is the will of the gods of m/m erotica!

An earlier orphan got filled in the meantime:

25) Esca/Marcus, canon au, gladiator!Esca, sex in a cell
IS VERY MYSTERIOUS

It's Rome's worst kept secret that rich women sometimes sneak into a gladiator's cells. I want a canon au where Esca's a successful gladiator, trying to fight his way out of slavery and Marcus, who's not really a fan of the games at the best of times, being utterly fascinated by this lithe, stubborn and proud strip of a Briton. He pines like only he can, guilty by what he once to do and by what he wants done to him. Until it gets too much and he steals away to Esca's cell.

And maybe one day he truly gets to turn the crowd in Esca's favour.

Basically something akin to lallyloo*'s incredible sizzle of a fic All The Bets Are Off but in reverse and in canon era.

CONTINUES TO BE MYSTERIOUS

The Gaul

ORPHANAGE

last week's orphans

Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus - canon or AU, sex as punishment, dub-con
Esca uses rough sex as punishment, especially when Marcus gets into dangerous situations/doesn't take care of himself.

It can be canon, established relationship, or an AU. It can even be a situation where Esca just has some kind of authority over Marcus and executes it this way. I just want slightly cruel but passionate Esca and Marcus ashamed he loves it.

Prompt 2

Esca/Marcus - canon or AU, Marcus reminds Esca who he belongs to
Esca is a flirt, he loves attention and adoration. He doesn't follow through, but he likes to tease.
When he and Marcus come back home Marcus feels like he has to remind him who he belongs to.

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus, modern AU, adrenaline junkies
Channing's Mountain Dew commercial
How about a story about an adrenaline junkie!Marcus and Esca who is either his complete opposite (as in catholic/military school opposite) or a guy who always competes with him?

Prompt 4

Esca/Marcus, military/spy (possible s-f) AU
Marcus is a high level military officer (of the current reigning Empire) who got assigned a new assistant, Esca. Esca is modest, silent, reliable, takes his duties very seriously and, as it turns out, has brilliant tactical insight. After a couple of months of them working together Marcus has to transport some extremely sensitive documents from one place (planet) to the other. In the middle of nowhere Esca turns on Marcus, fights him (or drugs him), and takes both Marcus and the documents god knows where.
As it turns out, Esca is one of the most excellent warriors/spies of the rebel forces.
Setting can be s-f, but it doesn't have to be, the plot will work in every historical context :)
Uber!BAMF!Esca would please me greatly :)

This week's prompts are the kind courtesy of ladytiferet, who, as she always is, has been on top of her game and without whose help SunServ was at risk of never happening again. Mwah, love <333 All my thanks for you this week!

Prompt 1

Esca/Marcus - movie!verse, Marcus apologizes to Esca
Pre-quest, some time after the surgery, when Marcus and Esca start their tentative master-slave friendship.

Uncle Aquila gets a new slave as a gift. The slave quickly becomes envious of Esca's position and starts scheming against him, making Marcus doubt Esca's loyalty and drift away from him. Esca is hurt, but when the moments comes when he can prove his friendship, he does it (sacrifices something, saves Marcus when he could have leave him and run, anything). Marcus is very happy and thinks that the things will come back to how they were, but Esca can't forget Marcus's behaviour that easily, and Marcus has to fight to get him back.

I'd love to see the unlikely situation where the master apologizes to the slave :)
How slashy it'll end up is up to the Nonnie.

HOW BEAUTIFUL, IF ELABORATE, IS THAT PROMPT? ALMOST A CLASSIC TROPE WHEN IT COMES TO TELLY HISTORY AND COULD BE SO LOVINGLY TOLD IN THIS SETTING TOO!

Prompt 2

Esca/Marcus, movie!verse, Esca taking care of an animal
Esca as a slave was pretty dark and intimidating at first, emotionally detached. I'd love to read a story about him finding a baby animal in a storm (it may be a pup!Cub or some other cute creature) and hiding it in the stables not telling any of his masters. I want Marcus fining out and being shocked seeing scary Esca's softer side, being all careful and gentle, risking punishment to help the animal.

UHM...IF THIS IS NOT IN THE SUTCLIFFIAN SPIRIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

Prompt 3

Esca/Marcus - modern AU, seduction, power play
Retreat-induced one again:

Toppy Esca seduces Marcus virtually from under his girlfriend.

AHEM.

Prompt 4

Esca/Marcus - modern AU, in love with the best friend, pining, angst
One of the guys is in love with the other, maybe has been for a long time, maybe he's just realized that. The problem is, they're best friends and he'd never do anything to jeopardize their friendship.

ABSOLUTE CLASSIC

I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
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