Dearly BELOVED,
We have gathered here today for a very special Sunday Service indeed. For today, dear examplars of marine fauna flock, we have gathered here en masse to honour the commemorration of our most talented and most keen in the filthiest filth that ever filthed; that beautiful, the fabulous Vicar of ours;
lallyloo. She is the lantern of this fandom. She is the fire and the mulberry bush. If you have somehow managed to go though this fandom *blindfolded* and remain a stranger to the flourished blow-jobs beauty of her work FOR SHAME OH FOR SHAME you should remedy the errors of your ways INSTANTLY. Wish her a very happy birthday and visit her AO3 account. It's fresh out of the oven and a host to all her gems. They are more sparkly than certain excuses for vampires and can be found
here My sunrays of joy, I'm happy to greet you for yet another Sunday Service!!! As you can see we are right back on schedule and we hope we shall not make you roll your eyes and tap your feet impatiently in anticipation of another. Our timetable will be one to rival Scotsrail I'm sure. Which all in all should not be that difficult. Hello and welcome to all the faces, those familiar ones and those completely new! Enjoy yourselves, exchange ideas, laugh, love, play and porn.
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SADLY NO BABIES FOUND HOMES LAST WEEK, HOWEVER WITH ALL THE BB PANIC WE'LL LET THIS ONE SLIDE ;)
However, the literary agent!Marcus/writer!Esca AU prompted by
bachaboska will be a Big Bang with art by Reverend
ladytiferet, which definitely counts as a step to progress :D
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ORPHANAGE last week's orphans
Prompt 1
Esca/Seal Prince, possibly Esca/Marcus - bitingSeal prince leaves a mark on Esca.
Sadly this masterpiece of a prompt is yet to be filled, albeit it has brought about some rather interesting religious dispute:
here and
here Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus, canon era, drunk!boys, piningEsca/Marcus, bookverse or movieverse canon era, drunk shenanigans with the boys, a wee bit of fluff.
I want Esca, not fond of dry Roman wine drunk in the villa, to smuggle a skin of Usce Beatha for Saturnalia/some other reason (maybe Marcus is curious and wants to have a taste). I want Esca and Marcus getting tipsy together, perhaps after a boring dinner with some of Uncle A's old friends and telling each other stories. Marcus of Rome and his childhood, and Esca the cheerful memories he cherishes of his tribe and brother. Pining in tow, growing heated as the tales shift to more intimate topics.
And then Esca/Marcus (I don't really care which one it is) presses his lips against Marcus/Esca. Before promptly passing out.
Leaving the other with EMOSHUNS
Prompt 3
Esca/MarcusEsca and Marcus in their teens, (16 or 17)! Marcus goes visit his uncle in Britain.
Btw, I wish this story were told from the point of view of both Marcus and Esca.
Prompt 4
Esca/MarcusI was watching Benny and Joon and it got me jonesing for fic where Marcus wins Esca in a high stakes poker game. This scenario fits so well in many AU universes including the burgeoning ApocU and the awesome Pirates! universe in my head.
What will Marcus do with Esca after he wins him?
This weeks canon prompt has been chosen by Rev.
ladytiferetwhile the modern aus have been my soulful duty this week. Enjoy!
Prompt 1
Esca/MarcusMy kink is blushing and embarrassment but not necessarily full on humiliation. Basically the kind of embarrassment when people have caught you thinking sexy thoughts or can tell that you want it. I would prefer Marcus being made to blush around Esca when people make remarks. Maybe they all say how hot Esca is or they assume he's bedding him or Marcus's friends notice him looking at Esca and maybe even Esca makes innuendos just to see Marcus redden so prettily.
Prompt 2
Esca/Marcus sleep sex (possible dubcon)Marcus starts to fuck Esca while Esca is still asleep. Can be canon or AU, Esca can wake up or not, but they should be in an established relationship (not noncon, Esca enjoys it).
Prompt 3
Esca/Marcus, canon au, gladiator!Esca, sex in a cellIS VERY MYSTERIOUS
It's Rome's worst kept secret that rich women sometimes sneak into a gladiator's cells. I want a canon au where Esca's a successful gladiator, trying to fight his way out of slavery and Marcus, who's not really a fan of the games at the best of times, being utterly fascinated by this lithe, stubborn and proud strip of a Briton. He pines like only he can, guilty by what he wants to do and by what he wants done to him. Until it gets too much and he steals away to Esca's cell.
And maybe one day he truly gets to turn the crowd in Esca's favour.
Basically something akin to
lallyloo's incredible sizzle of a fic All The Bets Are Off but in reverse and in canon era.
CONTINUES TO BE MYSTERIOUS
Prompt 4
Esca/Marcus,fantasy AU, witchfinder vs. warlock, bondage, angstMarcus is a respected witchfinder who was brought to a remote village to investigate Esca, a man accused of being a warlock. He knows his path is the right one, but can't help his fascination with the fierce man.
Up to the author if Esca is actually practicing witchcraft or if he has powers he may at some point decide to use and turn tables on him.
CAUSE IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE FANTASY GOING ON RIGHT?
AND LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST THE REVERENDS (WHICH STANDS FOR MYSELF AND
ladytiferet) WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A MOST PASSIONATE AND LOVING BIRTHDAY WISHES TO OUR STUNNING VICAR:
I hope that you have genuinely enjoyed our prompts for this
evening/very early morning and that they will spice things up for you
this week and PLEASE ALL YOUR SENSES. As always we are very open to
all everyone old and new, be whether you'd like to suggest prompts
for next week's Service or just let us know of things more
general, do not hesitate to contact us via PM or email or you know, a
pigeon.
We remain,
Your Obedient Servants in Porn.
The Reverends