i should really do one of these because my threads tend to be scattered to the four winds
December 5-11
Introductions! Reconnecting with Kurt Dinner with Wanda Welcoming Dr. Strange Chatting with Misty Selina fills in a few blanks Meeting Babs, oversharing Chatting with Angelica, and an unpleasant run-in with Crane RSVPing to Edgeworth's party and
Finally meeting Remus Welcoming Spider-Man Visiting the Xavier Institute Meeting Calvin Reacting to Logan's brawl with Lust then
talking to Selina about it Mutie is not
acceptableInviting
Dr. Strange and
Spider-Man over for tea
December 12-18
Trolling Wesley Gibson? Discussing holidays with Diana Congratulating Commissioner Maza Talking NYC weather with Mozenrath Welcoming Dr. McNinja Informing Julian of the Institute Reassuring Shinji Fashion tips from Slipstream Consoling Bobbi after Clint is exPortedHank becomes a holiday troll! His targets:
Electro and
Shock-Headed Pete! His allies:
Selina!
Helping out the Maxx Trying to understand Zoidberg's holiday panicCROSSING THE STREAMS D:
Hank offers Electro cookies, they end up being directed to Aftershock instead ...Who Hank just saw committing robbery on cam! D: DRAMA
Talking to Rachel about exPorted friends Trolling Santo as only a teacher could Hank unveils his master plan with the holiday album! Disappointed to hear that Wanda's in Africa Offering Darkdevil help with the Honesty Bug Offer accepted, Hank helps Darkdevil with the Honesty Bug Making sense of alternate universes with Mary Jane hank you are trolling the mayor, what are you doing December 19-25
More details about the holiday album Finds out Steve was here only to hear he's gone.THE CHRISTMAS PARTY! :O
In the lobby with Spider-Man, Trowa, and Dr. Stein Dinner with Rachel and Spider-Man Discovering they're trapped! featuring James Rogers and Ysera Analyzing the boundaries, plethora of guest-stars Bothering Sirius while hanging on the ceiling Finally. sleeps. Posts to Network, cancelling the recording session (well, trying) The next night, Spider-Man calls him in to help Rachel when she gets in trouble Chats a bit with Remus (handwave accepts a job at the Institute)
Tries to prevent a fight between esper!Terra and Zoro Embarrassed, Hank reschedules the recording session GLORIOUS HOLIDAY HUGS WITH ZOIDBERG OH FUCK SCOTT IS HERE D:< (bonus complaining to remus) Oh Julian, wanting to start an X-team Playing Santa with Rachel and Kurt December 26-January 1
Holiday wishes to and from Sooraya IC song meme from the HoodHank is working on the benefit album all this week. In recording sessions, in the studio working on mastering, etc etc.
He only leaves for about an hour or two to make
The Avengers New Years Party.
Doesn't really talk to anyone, but gives
Wanda his regards January 2-8
Congratulates Selina on going public with testimony against Osborn Greets Sentry, finds out his dog is missingHank is teaching now!
Discussing classes with EleanorAvengers talk about Sentry! with
Thor,
Bobbi, and
Pietro Telling shaggy dog stories to the Joker so he won't kill people D: Final album announcement, still looking for Sentry's dog Discussing Eleanor's Calculus placement Speculating on the odd state of the moon with Kate Bishop January 9-15
Reacting to Spider-Man's apparent disappearance Job consultation with Lion-O Discussing dogs with Harley Quinn Hey there, Hercules! And now the moon is okay again...? Following up with EleanorWeird animal epidemic? Hank noticed.
1 2 3 4 5 6 Brings the topic up with the other Avengers DNA tests for the animal thing Talking about bad weather with one blonde, Jessica Wakefield and then another, Stephanie Brown Looks like a resignation may be in order :( Kurt takes him out for drinks These shadows are pretty much bad news, Stephen Dark Beast go away :( Chattin also with Reilly January 16-22
Trying to settle the issue of Eleanor Rachel's going away for a bit Talking politics with Manchester Black Hank'll be leaving for a bit, too January 23-29
But wait, is that Mr. Keller? Again? Greetings from Darfur! January 30-February 5th
Dating services? I couldn't possibly! Meeting Waller Joker Pie? Discussing Traumatic natures February 6-12
Homecoming Tea and sympathy for Pietro Discussing Romeo & Juliet February 13-19
Angelica's return Meeting the new Spider-Woman in town Talking anthropomorphism with Santo, idky Quite an amusing display from Kimiko Cultural differences between holidays oh god blind date what was he thinking Helping to enroll Ari Finally meeting with Scott An assembly of heroes, planning their future plottery Talking ballet with Waller Calvinball? Talking to Yoite Job advice for Houston February 20-26
Calvinball!ooc:
Counseling plotting post Kurt's gone ;_; Catman's an asshole, Zatanna makes an ill-advised defenseooc:
More Avengers planning On a date with Wall Discussing magic and Marvels with Houston Ggio's cupcakes Excited for Angie/Pietro's wedding then
talking kitchens with Sanji Terra and death Hey Vader plus
Wildcat and
Ted Lily's got troubles February 27-March 5
Laura's in Kirk happens, and the crowd goes wild Even in Kimiko's post Arcade's science things Ari's having trouble adjusting James is jobhunting Momiji's had it rough Terry's after a new teacher Tyler Durden you are a horrible person Hank has always wanted to say this Getting our science on against that hate-gas Hot tip from Jaime Hands and history with Trowa Never hurts to have a little success Then running off to play mommy at Rachel March 6-12
Wanda's gone :( It's taken him three months, but he's finally calling out Osborn Meets Peter,
trolls Eddie Cat People Hundred's not used to this kind of gig Birthdays and Lily Angie and Pietro's wedding! March 13-19
Vivi's thinking about school And comes in for a visit Nill's feeling lonely Third date with Amanda? Looks like it Talking science with Ryan Kurt's back! Simon Tam you are so obvious Hank and Gar know about funny colored animals Hang on to your ego, Tony March 20-26
Oh hi Uhura Kate is trying to bake Ryan's got the right idea Chance encounter with an Esper Houston's as good a hero as any Annabeth's run into some weird magic Lassiter, that beard will only get you trouble Hank and Amanda experience the magic together March 27-April 2
Entertaining angels Catching Lily's singing Talking ethics with Stein Rachel isn't announcing someone else's departure for once goddamn durden stfu April 3-9
Ruka's looking for patterns late at night Random relationship thoughts from Whiskey? Harry Dresden, fanboy April 10-16
Letting Freedom Ring James misses Gerry :c So Hank visits him at Avengers Mansion Red Queen's thinking about school So Hank comes in to meet with her and Jack Hank makes the first move with Amanda for basically the first time ever Explaining magic to Eridan...through SCIENCE! Thor what did you do
Hercules you are not helping April 17-23
Amanda has a lot to spill A City in crisis! Hundred, you have people for that Hank has a school to take care of A spectacular and/or amazing return! Stephen, this is getting out of control April 24-30
Legal action against Bender? Where do I sign? Oh Momiji, why so lonely :c May 1-6
Megamind, how we be blue Talking mutants with Bobbi Bob pays a visit Jessica needs a doctor, Hank is a doctor! so he springs into action! And publicly confronts the attacker, Gamzee Then seeks further information from Aradia May 7-13, KID WEEK
Breaking his comm, meeting Peter Running into May with Peter, also Matt and Jessica And then Ted! Chilling at May's apartment with the other babbies Fixing the comm, saying hi to the Network! The whole thing has Ruka feeling down Harry pays a visit May 14-21
Quite a thing to wake up to But it won't keep him from Lily's birthday party! This Crabhammer jive don't fly Spidey doesn't think so, either So we spring into action!ooc:
prom plotting May 22-28
Making plans with Amanda Topher's got the clinic now, Hank is unsure Tom is a meme now? May 29-June 4th
Out with Amanda and some of her co-workers June 5-11th
chatting with Betty, comparing notes Remus is retiring :cPROM LOG:
Kicking with Amanda in the front seat Punching out Blake in the backseat Which seat will Bob take? June 6-18th
WHOOPS
June 19-25th
HUMANFACE OH DEAR
THE SECRET ORIGIN OF HUMANFACE story by bobbi morse humanface consults with Jaime about monster attacks Mystique is here, humanface introduces himself,
then chats with Kurt about it Enough of humanface, let's greet the Joker :| i want to make a pun off the name Solo but nothing's coming to mind Fat kitty being fat Jamming with Anders about healing stuff June 26-July 2
Chatting with Amanda about his new suite On disguises, shame, assimilation, hiding, with Raven And Selina mentions Hodge, oh dear July 3-9
At the TARDIS party-
Grilling with Ted-
Chilling with Destruction-
Finally saying hi to Julian Donna is here and she needs a doctor! Busy doctor times, now it's Fugue who needs one! but not for herself This DOI handbook could stand to be kinder Spidey's back, hi Spidey! July 10-16
Bob's just got a lot of feelings okay July 17-23
A dreamtime visit from Anders Hank's thinking about security Avengers at the Aleutian rescue Asking Raven about this Charles, offering her a job Welp, might as well introduce himself to this Professor X July 24-30
The City picks up a Wind Dancer July 30-August 6
Raven comes to see about that job Pumping Deconnick for what info he can Reilly let's talk about cooking Sup Shulkie how's things? Amanda feels it's time to celebrate Sometimes things just rub him the wrong way, right now it's what Knock-Out's insinuating to Ghost Welcoming Jean-Paul, running into Erik A few questions for Baroona August 7-13
Wishing Peter a happy birthday! August 14-20
School could be entirely beneficial, John! Jade's excited about it, see? Michael successfully discovered his powers! And Lua is curious about hers August 21-27
oops
August 28-September 3
Oh Bob :c Kyo's trying to work things out Amanda wonders about the nature of resurrection Working on a cure for Gerry with Freedom Ring and Spidey Baroona stops in to see the school Pietro wonders about the consequences of powers Buffy misses her sister September 4-10
Momiji has a secret to share Charles has a somewhat...archaic approach to teaching Stein's food issues Vector's shards are out of control so Hank gets a hold of one
September 11-17
AND THEN HANK WAS DEAD AND AMANDA ISN'T HAPPY September 18-24
Back to life, back to reality September 25-October 1
GLaDOS what even are you Given Carol the rundown Good lord, it's a Namor October 2-8
NOPE
October 9-15
Oh it's Bobby! ...But he's little? Sanji has some inquiriesA resurgence of powers is achieved! October 16-22
Pietro's complaining about the tube Bucky provides an opportunity to troll both Namor and Charles in one fell swoop Return of the Thunder-God October 23-31
What is Peter doing? November 1-5
Really, Joker, who do you think you're fooling here? Oh god, not Reilly! November 6-12
Erik and Charles have new digs Talking shop with Angie, considering expansions With Amanda, how the City makes it easier to work through problems Trying to wrap his head around Poison Ivy November 13-19
Suave Star Trek spy-tailors, they don't get much better than Garak Oh look it's Logan Chilling with Amanda, kitty-times once more Introducing himself to Mariko November 20-26
Holidays are upon us, you know what that means Zeroing in on Scarecrow on Thanksgiving And then off to an Avengers party! Monster asks after species stuff November 27-December 3
OH GOD EVIL TIMES
Let's bring the non-cat into the fold... Bickering with Black Mist Astral Callie, that is his catchphrase! Dragging oneself out for the holiday album recording NON-CANON
Hank's relationship Web as of the OOC evening of the 13th, also trolling Spidey
Hashing out issues with Dr. Crane, realizing it wasn't worth it Horror of horrors, it's Osborn! Benefit Album poll Oh hi Lorna headcanons again shit about faces thinking about death dear_mun about Wall associations hank hugs everyone fanmix meme cnc2020
hank's story lending a hand to cassie