~088 [VIDEO]
[ This is a TV clip, but it is being played directly from Selina's comm. After all, she promised Norman. Late night TV viewers might recognize Joe O'Neil's show, broadcast from The City. And the guest happens to be none other than one Selina Kyle, dressed to the nines and looking utterly relaxed on the set. ]
...tabloids exaggerated a few things.
So you're not here to tell us you're actually Mrs. Looney Tunes Robot Man?
[ He does some ridiculous little gesticulation in chair that the audience cheers on, clearly a standard of his. Selina smiles. ]
No, thank God. The relationship was never serious. But joining his Avengers was.
You weren't there very long, were you? Was anybody? Maybe they should call themselves The McVengers.
Well, if Osborn hadn't tried killing his teammates, it might not have been an issue.
[ Dead silence from the audience. O'Neil immediately switches off the goofiness. ]
Are you saying he tried to kill you?
Threw me out a window. I only survived thanks to Tony Stark. Who can confirm these events, of course.
[ O'Neil is struggling to keep up. ]
This is quite a revelation, Miss Kyle. Is there any reason you waited so long to speak out?
Lack of proof. Repercussions for those who helped me. But there are plenty of us who have been working to bring down Osborn via legal means. Looks like he was willing to do the heavy lifting himself.
So you have no doubt he belongs in his own hospital?
[ Selina looks right at the camera and smiles. ]
None whatsoever.
You've stayed under the radar for a while now. And it sounds like we just found out the reason why. Any plans for the future you're willing to share?
I'm contributing all my funds from my time with Norman's team to the Justice League, a group of heroes from my own world. Beyond that, I guess time will tell.
There you have it. More shocking news about the fall from glory of Norman Osborn, one of the more prominent members of imPort community...
[ And the clip cuts off there. ]
ooc | The bold text in the interview is Selina. Since this was posted from her comm, she WILL be replying. This clip is actually taken from tonight's show, which has yet to air. She stole a copy, of course.
...tabloids exaggerated a few things.
So you're not here to tell us you're actually Mrs. Looney Tunes Robot Man?
[ He does some ridiculous little gesticulation in chair that the audience cheers on, clearly a standard of his. Selina smiles. ]
No, thank God. The relationship was never serious. But joining his Avengers was.
You weren't there very long, were you? Was anybody? Maybe they should call themselves The McVengers.
Well, if Osborn hadn't tried killing his teammates, it might not have been an issue.
[ Dead silence from the audience. O'Neil immediately switches off the goofiness. ]
Are you saying he tried to kill you?
Threw me out a window. I only survived thanks to Tony Stark. Who can confirm these events, of course.
[ O'Neil is struggling to keep up. ]
This is quite a revelation, Miss Kyle. Is there any reason you waited so long to speak out?
Lack of proof. Repercussions for those who helped me. But there are plenty of us who have been working to bring down Osborn via legal means. Looks like he was willing to do the heavy lifting himself.
So you have no doubt he belongs in his own hospital?
[ Selina looks right at the camera and smiles. ]
None whatsoever.
You've stayed under the radar for a while now. And it sounds like we just found out the reason why. Any plans for the future you're willing to share?
I'm contributing all my funds from my time with Norman's team to the Justice League, a group of heroes from my own world. Beyond that, I guess time will tell.
There you have it. More shocking news about the fall from glory of Norman Osborn, one of the more prominent members of imPort community...
[ And the clip cuts off there. ]
ooc | The bold text in the interview is Selina. Since this was posted from her comm, she WILL be replying. This clip is actually taken from tonight's show, which has yet to air. She stole a copy, of course.