Apr 02, 2011 23:28
[ Tyler's sitting in his trashed kitchen, smoking a cigarette with his feet on the table and...and something on his face. He seems so fucking pleased with his life right now. ]
It takes one little disruption to throw all your lives into uproar. One little bump fucks up your routine, and it's chaos. Panic. A thousand Network posts bitching and moaning and lamenting the distortion of your quaint routine.
Jesus fucking Christ, people. Step out of your cages for a minute and look around. It's nice out here. A little chaos is good for the soul.
[ Tyler exhales a plume of smoke, then smiles into the camera. ]
They're just fucking beards, people.
[ ETA: all replies from tyler will be video because lol beard. ]
† tyler durden | n/a