swwag
in
capeandcowl
[voice;]
Attention eweryone who isn't a god damn moron.
[everything that follows is dictated in a powerful, theatrical manner that demands respect. or ridicule. it kind of depends on what your point of view is. either way, he comes off as a self-righteous tool.]
If you're a member a the former astoundinly large number a droolin' sacks a fat and shit in this city then don't bother chimin' in, I want nothin' to do with you or anythin' comin' out of you and that includes an opinion.
Now, I been hearin' enough of a certain sorta nonsense and I want to clear it up for eweryone who's halfway intelligent enough to grasp it. This is fully and totally not outta the kindness a my collapsin' and expandin' bladder-based aquatic wascular system, because I can't dictate to your ignorant human selwes the massiwe amounts a disgust and hatred I'm holdin' for the wast majority a your race, and instead outta a sense a duty. That duty bein' the propagation a hope, science, and truth in conquerin' ower the bullshitty nonexistence a all nonexistent things claimin' to be anythin' but.
Anyway, I got off on a tangent a truth there, so here's the main message and eweryone had better get it down or we'll hawe a fuckin' problem.
Magic is not real.
Thank you, I'll be here until I get sick a the inewitable babblins a horsefeathers and poppycock-obsessed lunatic assholes lookin' to gut me for my mastery ower the basic notions a science and truth.
Personally, I'd adwocate you chimin' in soon with your waluable opinion, on the off chance you hawe one. I probably won't be here long.
[everything that follows is dictated in a powerful, theatrical manner that demands respect. or ridicule. it kind of depends on what your point of view is. either way, he comes off as a self-righteous tool.]
If you're a member a the former astoundinly large number a droolin' sacks a fat and shit in this city then don't bother chimin' in, I want nothin' to do with you or anythin' comin' out of you and that includes an opinion.
Now, I been hearin' enough of a certain sorta nonsense and I want to clear it up for eweryone who's halfway intelligent enough to grasp it. This is fully and totally not outta the kindness a my collapsin' and expandin' bladder-based aquatic wascular system, because I can't dictate to your ignorant human selwes the massiwe amounts a disgust and hatred I'm holdin' for the wast majority a your race, and instead outta a sense a duty. That duty bein' the propagation a hope, science, and truth in conquerin' ower the bullshitty nonexistence a all nonexistent things claimin' to be anythin' but.
Anyway, I got off on a tangent a truth there, so here's the main message and eweryone had better get it down or we'll hawe a fuckin' problem.
Magic is not real.
Thank you, I'll be here until I get sick a the inewitable babblins a horsefeathers and poppycock-obsessed lunatic assholes lookin' to gut me for my mastery ower the basic notions a science and truth.
Personally, I'd adwocate you chimin' in soon with your waluable opinion, on the off chance you hawe one. I probably won't be here long.