Now it's very nearly X-Mas and we've done the best we could
WHO: Doctor Zoidberg & YOU!
WHERE: The designated off-leash area of a local park
WHEN: Forward to Thursday 12/23 in the early evening
WARNINGS: LOBSTER CUDDLES?
SUMMARY: Zoidberg is taking Bingo for a walk! There is magical mistletoe all around. Who wants a lobster cuddle?! :3
FORMAT: I'mma start quick, you do what you like.
[Zoidberg has just arrived at the park with little Bingo, who is wearing a festive knit sweater and dog sized Santa hat. Zoidberg hadn't felt it before, mostly due to his crippling fear of Rowbutt Santa Claus coming to murder everyone, but he's really in an Eks-mas-y mood. He's even humming a jolly carol as he is led around by the small white bulldog. For some reason, he's just so darned happy, he could hug the nearest person! If only people weren't already fleeing the area in terror at the sight of him.]
Where are they going? You think maybe there's a sale somewhere, maybe?
[Bingo does not answer. Instead she trots through the park with Zoidberg in tow.]
WHERE: The designated off-leash area of a local park
WHEN: Forward to Thursday 12/23 in the early evening
WARNINGS: LOBSTER CUDDLES?
SUMMARY: Zoidberg is taking Bingo for a walk! There is magical mistletoe all around. Who wants a lobster cuddle?! :3
FORMAT: I'mma start quick, you do what you like.
[Zoidberg has just arrived at the park with little Bingo, who is wearing a festive knit sweater and dog sized Santa hat. Zoidberg hadn't felt it before, mostly due to his crippling fear of Rowbutt Santa Claus coming to murder everyone, but he's really in an Eks-mas-y mood. He's even humming a jolly carol as he is led around by the small white bulldog. For some reason, he's just so darned happy, he could hug the nearest person! If only people weren't already fleeing the area in terror at the sight of him.]
Where are they going? You think maybe there's a sale somewhere, maybe?
[Bingo does not answer. Instead she trots through the park with Zoidberg in tow.]