video // some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.
[Hey, it's Ryan, sitting on a park bench being harassed by ducks. Occasionally he throws some food at them to get some room.]
Hi. I'm Ryan Choi. [The tiniest of hesitations, because it's still weird] The Atom. I have a few questions.
One: what's the job market like for someone with a PhD in nuclear physics? I was teaching university at Ivy Town before the crap hit the fan, but I don't exactly carry my accreditation around with me. I'm also good with nanotechnology.
Two: as the saying goes for Cantonese people, we'll eat anything that flies besides an airplane, and anything with four legs besides a table, but really? [He gestures with a carton of takeout. It is, for those interested, sesame chicken. And he plucks up a bit of pastry with his chopsticks, takes a bite out of it, grimaces, and swallows.] Cream cheese. Really? I got nothing aginst fake crab, especially when you're a vegetarian, but come on, people, who came up with this?
[He tosses the rest of the crab rangoon to the ducks. It accidentally beans one in the head.]
Oops. Sorry, buddy. Wait, give that back, you're probably gonna choke on it... and while I know that would do wonders for my reputation, here, I'd feel bad...
[The rest of the video is Ryan tussling with ducks. IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD, DON'T HATE. And yes, I linked the food pictures solely to make you hungry. HA HA HA HA oh god I'm starving sob.]
Hi. I'm Ryan Choi. [The tiniest of hesitations, because it's still weird] The Atom. I have a few questions.
One: what's the job market like for someone with a PhD in nuclear physics? I was teaching university at Ivy Town before the crap hit the fan, but I don't exactly carry my accreditation around with me. I'm also good with nanotechnology.
Two: as the saying goes for Cantonese people, we'll eat anything that flies besides an airplane, and anything with four legs besides a table, but really? [He gestures with a carton of takeout. It is, for those interested, sesame chicken. And he plucks up a bit of pastry with his chopsticks, takes a bite out of it, grimaces, and swallows.] Cream cheese. Really? I got nothing aginst fake crab, especially when you're a vegetarian, but come on, people, who came up with this?
[He tosses the rest of the crab rangoon to the ducks. It accidentally beans one in the head.]
Oops. Sorry, buddy. Wait, give that back, you're probably gonna choke on it... and while I know that would do wonders for my reputation, here, I'd feel bad...
[The rest of the video is Ryan tussling with ducks. IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD, DON'T HATE. And yes, I linked the food pictures solely to make you hungry. HA HA HA HA oh god I'm starving sob.]