ZeldaQueen: Here we go! Let us take a moment to honor the dear readers who fought bravely with the things we call "sense" and "logic". Time for the spite fics!
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ZeldaQueen: Alright folks, this is it! With this chapter done, we shall be able to wash our hands of Ghosts of the Abyss. You all ready? Set? Then away we goooooo!

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ZeldaQueen: Because I will, by God, finish this sporking project up before the night is over

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ZeldaQueen: Nnnn just two more chapters, ladies and gentlemen! Why isn't this thing over yet???

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ZeldaQueen: We return to the Sporking Theater, everyone! I'm sorry, but these last few chapters are just boring. Nothing happens besides Kate repeating how Calypso is a monstrous baby-killer so Gethesemane is justified in killing her. No thank you

Joining us for the first time is Midna, who shall be playing Calypso!

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ZeldaQueen: Back to the Sporking Chamber for now, just because you all have to see this thing. Behold this chapter, in which Gethesemane shows just how horrible she is.

Also, it's pretty much just one long train of "What the Fuck" from here on out, so the drinking game is pretty much done. Drink as much as you need to end the pain

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ZeldaQueen: Hey guys! I really want to finish this quickly and it's mostly more of the same idiocy, so we're goin to be in the Sporking Theater for a bit more. Returning for an encore performance as Jack Sparrow is Link -

Link: Thank you, you're too kind

ZeldaQueen: And joining us for the first time is Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Yes, of course

Link: ...What?

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ZeldaQueen: In which Gethesemane rips off more canon. We have a short act here, so out comes Link and onto the stage we go!

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ZeldaQueen: Getting down to the end here!

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ZeldaQueen: Hello everyone, back to the Sporking Chamber! Link demanded a break, so it's just me today. So yeah, stuff actually happens here, sort of. Oh, and Calypso's an evil bitch. If you forgot, Gethesemane is more than happy to remind you

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