Just a little bit of journalistic critique... also known as the smart ass's NEENER NEENER NEENER.


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Here's a question, and don't ponder it too long... but how far gone are we as a nation that on a carton of organically grown basil we advertise that there is no sodium, fat, or cholesterol contained in this product?

...GRAH! *fists of fury*


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Counterfeit just got easier, my friends.Now they're boasting about how safe and secure our new %5 bill will be. And they even have an interactive "virtual tour" that shows you all the hi-tech security gear and the improved portrait design... so you can start studying up and maybe get some practice in before these puppies hit the mints in 2008 ( Read more... )

OMGWTFBBQKILL!!!

I just got an e-mail from Brian saying he's STILL trying to get the magazine ready for print.

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WHAT THE HELL?! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE ON MONDAY. IT IS NOW WEDNESDAY. WTF! FTL! CAPS LOCK OF RAAAAAGE. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER I WILL END HIM! *stabbity stabbity*


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GUYS. IT IS SUCH A MONDAY I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU ( Read more... )

Avril Lavigne needs to stop making music right. now.

And this is why.

Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" single off her new album, The Best Damn Thing.

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Let's examine this, shall we?

1. This is not socially acceptable behavior. This is exactly why women don't trust other women. You can thank Avril for this stunning portrayal of why some girls get ( Read more... )

HEY! HEY! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Direct quotes get new paragraphs.

DID YOU GET THAT? HAS IT SUNK IN YET? DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT NOW? HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW TO PUNCTUATE BEFORE YOU TRY TO MAKE YOUR CAREER AS A WRITER? YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME AN ANEURYSM, AND I HATE YOU.


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Me: Serial commas! Ugh!!!
Sandy: What?
Me: You know, serial commas? When you have a list of three or more items, the serial comma is the one before the "and." Some publications don't use it, but ours does.
Sandy: Thank God! I hate it when people don't do that! It's so confusing, 'cause what if you have an item in the list that has an "and" in ( Read more... )

Uuunngg. Could this day get any longer?

Seriously, it's not that I don't absolutely love my job, 'cause I do. It's just it's so beautiful outside, and I didn't take my lunch break 'cause I felt guilty about being late this morning, and I have so much energy, and the minutes are taking forever to pass ( Read more... )

An Open Letter to Chief Justice Hughes
Dear ChuckI know it can't be easy being a judge. I can't even imagine how hard being the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court must've been. So many laws to master and analyze, so many decisions that help define our very Constitution. The pressure must've been intense. So intense, in fact, that for ( Read more... )