Alright, I'll say it. I hate the Twilight series.Have I read it? No. I read a page -- a single page -- and could not make it through another paragraph because the writing is so catastrophically bad. I'm not anti-first person narration, so that's not the hangup. In fact, I really loved "You Don't Know Me" by David Klass, but I cannot abide starting ( Read more... )

Dear Ova Dramatique ( Read more... )

Ok. I just need to get this off my chest right now before it bursts out of me like an hell-spitting wrath-demon in a less-appropriate online forum.

( I am sick and tired of the negativity and passivity in the LGBT community. )

Dear Rich White People ( Read more... )

It is cold enough to die here in Minneapolis -- and now it's snowing. Again ( Read more... )

This is a rant not directed at anyone in particular, or even anyone I know, but it must be made ( Read more... )

Open Letter to the Douche Who Yelled at Me When I Rode My Bike Through an IntersectionDear Sir ( Read more... )

O, how the mighty have fallen. O tempora, o mores.

I just got back from my interview and... *shudder* Let me describe the situation to you.

I walked in the door, dressed professionally as requested (which, I'm sorry, but it's probably a bad sign if you actually have to remind people that it's inappropriate to waltz in wearing jeans and a ( Read more... )

It's gettin' hot in here, so take of all yo' clothes.

Yikes. I hear tell it got up to 128 in Las Vegas the other day. Normally, I'd make a crack about global warming but I'm actually beginning to think of this as a positive. Why? Mainly because no one, and I mean no one will hold it against you if you begin to strip in public and just walk around ( Read more... )

I DON'T LIKE HILLARY CLINTON.
And this makes me like her even less.I do not, and can not, trust this woman. Everything about her, every word she says, every facial expression she makes just oozes with pre-planned, pre-packaged, faux-sincerity and strategy. I firmly believe that she does not stand for anything. There is not a truthful, convicted, ( Read more... )