So there is a homeless man singing "Day-o" at the top of his lungs and dancing just outside the window by my desk at work. I mean he is shouting himself hoarse and busting out kung-fu groove moves.

He is just having the time of his life and getting down with his bad self.

I don't understand, but this has made my Sunday. Wow.


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So, I just want to say that my friends and I throw a mean barbecue.

We had a marvelous time, and capped off the evening with some fire-eating, and some fire-dancing/taming. How lucky/odd/awesome are we?

Speaking of awesome, superklein and I had an awesome lunch at Blarneys for his pre-birthday celebrations since I'll be missing out on the festivities. ( Read more... )

Seriously. And thank God.


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I wish Buddy Hackett was my Grandpa. ♥


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This is one of the most clever and astute parodies I have ever seen.

Paris Hilton in Jail:

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SO GREAT.


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I think its time to share a picture of the beagle. I painted Gucci's nails awhile ago. I was procrastinating, I didn't want to do my homework. Gucci was very receptive, and she was very flirtatious with her pretty pink paws.

So without further ado, and for absolutely no reason at all,I give you: Gucci Poochy, in all her glorious detail.1

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It's gettin' hot in here, so take of all yo' clothes.

Yikes. I hear tell it got up to 128 in Las Vegas the other day. Normally, I'd make a crack about global warming but I'm actually beginning to think of this as a positive. Why? Mainly because no one, and I mean no one will hold it against you if you begin to strip in public and just walk around ( Read more... )

Dan is an awesome-photography-finding guru, I tell you what. Observe.


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I just had a sumptuous lunch date with Pepper Jack. He's hot.

Holy crap! Water! NOW!


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