Okay then. It's 4:30 p.m. and I'm exhausted. Why you ask?

Things Wot Shelby Has Done Today

• Woke early, went to Edward Jones to discuss 401K options, benefits, and budget. Guh. I don't know if anyone else gets this, but talking about money is one of my least favorite things to do. I'd honestly rather do laundry.
• Cleaned 2 litterboxes. Gagged ( Read more... )

My cat just stole a Frito from my lips and devoured it. Add corn chips to the odd list of foods Leroy likes enough to steal straight from my mouth.


( Read more... )

You guys, I have had a revelation in dairy products ( Read more... )

WHO PUTS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND ASPARTAME IN THE SAME PRODUCT?

Yopliat.YEAH. THAT'S WHO. fjdklasfjsdkl;afjls;aufajkl ( Read more... )

I AM GOING TO EAT AN ENTIRE RAMEKIN FULL OF WASABI PEAS. YES I AM.


( Read more... )

Alright. This has gone on long enough. My weight has been slowly climbing and I am done with it. I'm sick of feeling awkward in clothes that used to look smokin ( Read more... )

Have you ever had one of those moments when you're happily munching on something and then you take a bite and think, "That taste is so foreign I don't even know what substance could generate that flavor ( Read more... )

I am hungry. I am also broke.

I hate this continuing cycle of just barely covering the bills. I hate that M has been buying my food. I also hate that I can't seem to break out of this Madame Crankypants funk ( Read more... )

NOTHING WILL EVER STOP ME FROM LOVING BACON.

So there.


( Read more... )

So it's the Uptown Art Fair half a block away from my home... and I should be frantically whipping up canvases and making cards about my Etsy page to hand out... but I am staying far away today.

Why? Well, there are a few reasons.

1. My allergies are insane and I sound like I have emphysema.
   
2. The intermittent sneezing fits really don't help either.
   
3. ( Read more... )