Ok, so this morning, we woke up after Snowpocalypse v.2.0, brushed off our cars and went to embark on our errands. I had to get gas so that was our first stop, and at that point I noticed that my tire was almost as flat as Kansas, which is -- in fact -- flatter than a pancake ( Read more... )

Ok, EXPRESS.

I know you're supposed to be all hip and trendy, but the cords "Camel" and "couture" do not belong together. Tan-colored mammals with hairy humps that live in deserts and spit on passerby are never going to become the latest "it" thing. Similarly, the baby-poop brown color that is known as camel cloth will never be the new black, nor ( Read more... )

Have you ever had one of those moments when you're happily munching on something and then you take a bite and think, "That taste is so foreign I don't even know what substance could generate that flavor ( Read more... )

*sigh* I want to go shopping.

I wish every man owned one of these. That would be dynamite.

I am really trying to talk myself out of buying this, but it's so cute and I don't have a little spring jacket! I really wish this wasn't out of stock. I would buy that in a heartbeat without hesitation. Too friggen cute ( Read more... )

GA-ROSS, you guys.

I just scraped a layer of filth off my caps-lock key. I think I might have a problem...


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In case you ever wondered why you shouldn't mess with Texas, I got your answer right here.


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OMFG. I would give my left kidney for a Q-tip right now. I have an itch in my ear and it won't go away and I can't get to it and it's driving me insane!

And it keeps getting worse! Why me, O God?

Speaking of "Why God?" ... ( DO NOT CLICK HERE IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPIDERS, FR SRS. )

HEY, FAITH! I FOUND OUT WHERE THE ANTS REALLY ARE ( Read more... )

I did not just sleep until 1 in the afternoon. Please, someone, tell me that this is not the case ( Read more... )

This week has been a blur. A frantic time-vortex that sucked away the vast majority of my energy and self confidence. Okay, so that's not entirely true... but it's been busy and I feel behind ( Read more... )