Ok, EXPRESS.

I know you're supposed to be all hip and trendy, but the cords "Camel" and "couture" do not belong together. Tan-colored mammals with hairy humps that live in deserts and spit on passerby are never going to become the latest "it" thing. Similarly, the baby-poop brown color that is known as camel cloth will never be the new black, nor ( Read more... )

*sigh* I want to go shopping.

I wish every man owned one of these. That would be dynamite.

I am really trying to talk myself out of buying this, but it's so cute and I don't have a little spring jacket! I really wish this wasn't out of stock. I would buy that in a heartbeat without hesitation. Too friggen cute ( Read more... )

Oh, ♥.

kpachayagolobka: also, i think i'm going to try to make something off this site
kpachayagolobka: i'd *really* like to try to make this one
virtuistic: my friend sandy made her hairpiece for her wedding
virtuistic: she said with some wire it was really easy
virtuistic: but I did have to pick her hair out of tangles a few times that day
virtuistic: but that's why you have bridesmaids
kpachayagolobka: my hair is also going to ( Read more... )

I love the things I make at work.

Especially when it involves taking cheap shots at Katy Perry.

Otherwise, if you want to keep tabs on what I do... check out the Education and Green Pages sections.

La la.


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Ugh! Watching this show at work is difficult with the breaking news alerts that are wont to happen when you work at a news proliferation company ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE, AND HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP?


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Tilda, I love you... your acceptance speech was hilarious, original, and absolutely fabulous. But...

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Oh my dear lord. I am so sick of layouts I could stab myself in the heart with a trident. Anyway, grammar_pandas is done. All the graphics were custom made, and you have me to blame for that. They're pretty half-assed, but you know what... It's a clean, simple layout for a clean and simple community. What do you think?

grammar_pandas grammar_pandas grammar_pandasHonestly... I need a break before I redo ( Read more... )