Yes, folks. Satan's election is now finished, the results are being tabulated, and I have no doubt this cabal of cacophonic, quibbling congresspeople will help usher in the apocalypse in a timely fashion. Here's looking at you, 12-21-2012.

*raises glass* Cheers.


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I am extremely frustrated with the United States House of Representatives ( Read more... )

WHO PUTS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND ASPARTAME IN THE SAME PRODUCT?

Yopliat.YEAH. THAT'S WHO. fjdklasfjsdkl;afjls;aufajkl ( Read more... )

It is the perfect day outside. It is cool, brilliantly sunny, and the air smells like fall. I want nothing more than a pumpkin spice latte and a blanket, upon which I could sit in the park ( Read more... )

Dear Rich White People ( Read more... )

You guys, I am having a really bad day. Will you help me?

Can I get some silly testimonials?
Can I get a little love?
Will you talk with your icons?
Will you rec me some icons?

I need something. I'm not sure what it is, but I feel lonely and dejected and I need something.


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I've been super flakey today. I had plans to clean my room top to bottom -- and it really, really needs it.

My cat sheds enough fur to constitute a kitten each day. I need to vacuum. Especially with spring coming and the allergies that come with it. I need to make sure that carpet is clean ( Read more... )

NOSEBLEED HATE. OH MY GOD.


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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN OPEN BAR. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD, UNIVERSE?


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It is cold enough to die here in Minneapolis -- and now it's snowing. Again ( Read more... )