Autumn can amuse my bouche.

Aug 29, 2009 12:19

It is the perfect day outside. It is cool, brilliantly sunny, and the air smells like fall. I want nothing more than a pumpkin spice latte and a blanket, upon which I could sit in the park!

Unfortunately, I have to work at 2 and my allergies are killing me. I cannot wait for these ragweed plants to die. What good do they serve anyway? I think I'm going to find out. If nothing depends on them, I think I'm going to invest in a flame thrower and burn those little pollen-blasters into a crisp. What arson, officer? This is a public service!

Seriously though, you guys. I feel a little bit like Mr. Weasley because I just Googled "what exactly is the function of a rubber duck ragweed?"

ETA: OMG, this plant is pure evil.

Total eradication of ragweed is considered impossible, owing to the plant's frugality and tremendous seed-producing capability... There is evidence that mechanical and chemical control methods are actually no more effective in the long run than leaving the weed alone.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.


i'm allergic to mornings, riddle me this, hp, how's the weather?, ftl!, work

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