I fear my little brother is lost. I don't know what happened to his mind, but sometime in his developmental years all of my father's skewed conservatism siphoned into him and now he is little more than an antagonistic parrot who apparently lives to jab people in the ribs to see if he can get a rise out of them ( Read more... )

Ugh. I've only been awake for 3.5 hours and I'm already exhausted ( Read more... )

Bitches, it is the day before Christmas and two people just got shot outside of a Macy's near Baltimore ( Read more... )

My dog collapsed again. She's going to have to go in for surgery tomorrow.

The plan is to remove her spleen. It's enlarged, and they think she's bleeding internally. However, there is a chance that it may be cancerous. If that's the case, they won't be waking her up.

I know I haven't lived at home for like 6 years, but this is my fucking puppy. ( Read more... )

The drive down was brutal. Terrible detours... the trip was a nightmare. However, there ws a good stretch where I was in a Volkswagen caravan and it tickled me pink. There was a green bug in front of me, another white Jetta behind me, and a black Passat behind him. We're taking over ( Read more... )

Ugh. I should have been on the road two hours ago, and I'm still not showered. I so don't want to go home ( Read more... )

*thwump*

Wow. I was going to go to the Mitchell Holiday party, but I hit the shower after work and now I am barely conscious. I know I didn't get much sleep last night, but this is a little ridiculous ( Read more... )

STOP HITTING MY GRANDMOTHER WITH YOUR CARS, PEOPLE.

Seriously! This has happened not once, not twice, but three times now. She likes to ride her bike. She obeys traffic laws. She wears a helmet. Her bike has a bell on it which she rings when crossing intersections! Leave her alone!


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My dad may have had a mild heart attack on Tuesday. I just absolutely lost my appetite, and I need a hug.


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