I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR.

I DO NOT HAVE WHISKERS.

NO MOAR JOKES. You know who you are.


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Just so everyone is aware, the next person who bitches about how I never hang out with them and then ditches me when I block out time and say no to other plans is dead to me.

The end.

ETA: No, I am not overreacting. We're adults now. This is bullshit. If you're not going to make it, you call.


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NOTICE: If you are able but for some horseshit reason decide not to vote, I am not friends with you anymore.

GOBAMA!

ETA: Also, if you're in the cities and want to watch the election results pour in, I have cookies. Not even joking. They're red, white, and blue. Bring some brews, and jump in on some scrabble and cards. It'll be good.


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HEY! HEY! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Direct quotes get new paragraphs.

DID YOU GET THAT? HAS IT SUNK IN YET? DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT NOW? HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN HOW TO PUNCTUATE BEFORE YOU TRY TO MAKE YOUR CAREER AS A WRITER? YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME AN ANEURYSM, AND I HATE YOU.


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I just recieved a security e-mail from "PayPal" that said:

Dear PayPal Member1As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the PayPal system ( Read more... )

I fucking hate inspirational writing.

That is, writing that seeks to inspire, motivate, refresh and make you feel good, even hopeful. The kind of shit that suggests a little change in your routine will result in great accomplishments and wild success, or that a simple change of mind will turn your troubles into multi-colored lollipops. It's so ( Read more... )

Hi y'all. It has come to my attention, thanks to Joule, that a few people have added me recently. I'd like to be able to friend back in a timely fashion, because one-sided relationships make baby Jesus cry. Unfortunately, I almost never check the bottom of my userinfo. If you're reading me, I'd like to read you. If you're lurking, don't hesitate to ( Read more... )

Rant time! Today's victim, the LJ Navigation strip!

Let me just say right up front that I hate this stupid fucking thing. It's unsightly, it's way bigger than a "small helpful tool" ever need be, it fucks up customized layouts, and it isn't really that helpful. I don't know who livejournal is talkin' to, but whoever is leading them to believe that ( Read more... )

Okay, guys. Seriously, I love you, but I really need to say this, and I am dead serious.

Notice: I am most emphatically not going to join VOX, and I am getting seriously annoyed with being invited or pressed to join.

I love my livejournal. I've had it for five years, and I'm keeping it. I have an amazing f-list, and I don't need another blog. I ( Read more... )

I'm alive, but only just.

*Also, I know this is horribly out of character, but I probably won't be around much until early next week. Also, I'm not going to read any backed up entries upon my return. I'm terribly sorry, but if I miss a day I'm behind 200, and though I love you all dearly... I simply can't. I still want to know what's goin' on, ( Read more... )