Title: The Only Twenty-Four-Hour Bookstore in New York
Genre/Pairing: J2 RPS AU
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 38,500
Warnings: Random references to random books. Non-CW cameos. The occasional Easter egg. Traces of Chad.
Disclaimer: A lot of the people and places actually exist, but the relationships, not so much. And as far as I know there is no ( Read more... )

laser engraved rolling pins! they roll out patterns in your dough. there's one with a reindeer head print, for the hannibal fen in the audience. (yes, i know it's not a reindeer in the show. but the rolling pin has appropriate antlers ( Read more... )

my washing machine has died a death. it's not worth it for me to try and replace it, so i am now among the laundromat-dependent. which sucks, but i'll live. if nothing else, i'll be able to use washing machines i can fill all the way ( Read more... )

What I just finished reading:
tales of burning love, which i mostly managed to enjoy (more or less) even tho i didn't like most of the characters most of the time. it's about jack mauser and his four living ex-wives (with occasional mentions of his very first wife, who walked into a spring snowstorm and froze to death), and i liked him only about ( Read more... )

happy birthday donutsweeper! fangirl and ficcer (fingers crossed you get your mojo back) and member of the tribe. :D cake for everyone!

dancing boys: *headbang*

bigbangs have all been claimed, so i can reveal my summary and you can all prepare to read it and tell me how much plot it doesn't have. (no, seriously. you can tell plot isn't my strong suit.)

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happy mother's day to the mothers on the flist! you're all pretty cool people and i hope your kids know that. *smooches ( Read more... )

my fellow americans! today is coconut cream pie day! mmm, pie ( Read more... )

so today i hauled my ass out of bed slightly earlier than i like to haul it on saturday, so i could go to the dentist and they could deep-clean my teeth. this involved stabbing my gums with a long thin syringe to inject me with painkillers so the hygienist could dig around under my gums. she thought i was weird because i thought the syringe was ( Read more... )

today i spent four hours formatting a financial statement to fit the house style, which might sound tedious to you but is weirdly soothing to me. when i was done i felt all accomplished n' shit. i actually really like formatting. i had to recreate a bunch of tables but even that was ok. and then i apparently forgot when i came in this morning, ( Read more... )

i have tv again! yay! the comcast guy came promptly at ten and fixed something, i don't even know what, and now i have cable. which i am celebrating by watching the end of captain americai also - drum roll - finished the first draft of my bigbang. double yay! i even have a summary, altho i don't like it. it tells you exactly what the story's ( Read more... )