Sometimes I love when my boyfriend leaves for work so I can burp and fart and pick my nose as much as I want without worrying about being caught, especially right now because all that rich thanksgiving food is giving me EPIC butt trumpeting farts ( Read more... )

Tonight, I had a bad headache, and my husband suggested it might be sinus-related. I got out my trusty neti pot and mixed up the solution. I placed the nozzle in my nostril and leaned over the sink. It felt normal, the water solution filling up the spaces in my head, and then it started to run out my other nostril ( Read more... )

Hey TMI, this is kind of mild, but this morning I was laying in bed since I didn't really want to wake up. I idly started digging for gold, detached a booger from my nose wall and a dam broke. Blood splattered all over my arm past my elbow. As soon as I got the nosebleed under control (it really wasn't a bad nosebleed and stopped after about 30 ( Read more... )

This is pretty mild, but my boyfriend is a big fan of picking his nose and feeding his boogers to my dog.


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This definitely doesn't amount to half the TMI's I read here, but thought I would share anyways ( Read more... )

Hello. Its me again. My first post was in regards to waxing my own pubic hair. And now, here I am again with another tale of bodily horror.

I went to the San Francisco Lovefest, partied hard, and slept in until about 2pm the following day. I woke up and nothing felt unusual, but at one point, I had an itch on the outside of my anus. So, without ( Read more... )

theres this boy at school. Who has a thing for me. Everyday, at lunch, this boy goes right up his nose, picks out all the snot, and either ( Read more... )