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Nov 26, 2010 23:05

Sometimes I love when my boyfriend leaves for work so I can burp and fart and pick my nose as much as I want without worrying about being caught, especially right now because all that rich thanksgiving food is giving me EPIC butt trumpeting farts ( Read more... )

farts, ingrown hairs, boogers, burps

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zombieoutrage November 27 2010, 07:51:08 UTC

I suppose I COULD. He would love me anyway. I do burp in front of him, just not with such abandon as I do alone. I'm just polite about it, and I think its rude. I was just raised that way, I guess.

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herloved_beauty November 27 2010, 17:07:57 UTC

Oh my god, my boyfriend does this. Asshole :p I love him anyways.

monster_turtles November 27 2010, 04:23:07 UTC

I used to fart ON my boyfriends, haha. I'm a terrible person. I hope someday you can feel more comfortable with the idea of being gassy around him. Holding in farts is so uncomfortable.

spike0313 November 27 2010, 06:22:20 UTC

When I first started dating my bf I would hold them in... Ugh. Such horrible gas induced stomach aches

foreign_xchange November 27 2010, 09:48:39 UTC

oh god yes, that's the worst part about dating someone new... when you get home and you look 4 months pregnant because of a bloated stomach, and you spend the day doing those oddly non-smelly - but really long - farts hahaha!

purepulp November 27 2010, 15:46:16 UTC

Those are the best kinds of farts to me... So satisfying.

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mikeismyname November 27 2010, 05:18:40 UTC

i enjoy your posts

zombieoutrage November 27 2010, 07:52:09 UTC

I am glad that you do.

spike0313 November 27 2010, 06:21:11 UTC

You don't fart around your boyfriend? My guy haaaates it when I fart around him (him farting is fine) but hell if that's going to stop me

zombieoutrage November 27 2010, 07:52:45 UTC

I do not :[ I'm just uncomfortable with it. though I would not care at all if he farted around me, but he doesn't do that either.

foreign_xchange November 27 2010, 09:50:50 UTC

I wish my boss didn't fart around me. he sprang that little surprise on me yesterday when we were having a cigarette break, and naturally I couldn't wait to tell the other two temps I'm working with (they almost screamed laughing). SERIOUSLY I've worked for this guy for only 2 weeks... I'm still a bit in shock. I'd do that in front of my friends/family but OMG. I just changed the subject really, realy quickly.

poofy_boy November 27 2010, 21:17:13 UTC

Ahaha, your icon is hilariously appropriate. This story is a quintessential example of TMI, yeesh.

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ragecake November 27 2010, 22:08:12 UTC

Ahh, farting in front of your bf is wonderful.

especially when you let a huge stinky one out, and sit there, and WAIT for him to notice.

It's love when he can hug you after you've farted dead things.