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[zombieoutrage]

Sometimes I love when my boyfriend leaves for work so I can burp and fart and pick my nose as much as I want without worrying about being caught, especially right now because all that rich thanksgiving food is giving me EPIC butt trumpeting farts

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[tacowerewolf]

You should save all your farts in a plastic bag and try to sell them on E-bay. Don't let your b/f find out, though, or he might get mad.

[zombieoutrage]

for a moment, I decided to sit and imagine this.

Five minutes later I had thought so deeply into this scenario that I had gotten myself laughing so hard I was crying.