Doctor Hannibal Lecter is criminally insane. He regularly butchers people and then eats them. All of you should be advised that he is currently at large on the base and should be considered extremely dangerous. Do not approach him alone. Information should be forwarded to myself, Kirk, Adama, and Miss Sterling of the American FBI.

As to the Cylons ( Read more... )

Well hello, baselings, how's it going? Not very well I expect, even by this place's lofty standards. You've probably noticed a few odd things starting to happen. Computers slowing down, lights flickering, that sort of thing. Well, I'm here to tell you: it's going to get worse. But! It doesn't have to.

You see, me and Two- Leoben to you folks- have ( Read more... )

Unified Intelligence Taskforce

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Drafted by Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise

PART I: PURPOSE

-Considering the vast array of backgrounds Area 42’s inmates have been drawn from, and the unique problems the situation presents, we must realize that it is both outside our right and ability to establish a full legal system here. ( Read more... )

Who: Theoden (Open)
Where: The Holodeck/Edoras
What: Memories

Theoden, King of Rohan, had found the holodeck. With some tinkering he'd managed to get it to recreate Edoras, his home. Now, he quietly walked the floors of the Golden Hall. It was all here, in perfect detail. The carvings, the sunlight streaming in through the windows, the fire pit, the ( Read more... )

WHO: All BSG characters
WHAT: Starbuck shares her prezzie with the rest of the BSG characters...the special features disc of a BSG movie, containing in lieu of a gag reel this time, THE BSG CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
WHERE: Theatre C
WARNINGS: LOLOLOL CRACK

( This way to Christmas in July crack theatre )

Any and all "Battlestar Galactica characters" should report to the east viewing room at 19:00 to view what is, without a doubt, the most disturbing present I have ever been given, not even taking into consideration that it was given to me by my future, wrinkly self ( Read more... )

Starbuck. Helo.

Sitrep. NOW.

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Madam President, I need to discuss the current situation with you at your earliest convenience.

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