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[brothersnark]

Well hello, baselings, how's it going? Not very well I expect, even by this place's lofty standards. You've probably noticed a few odd things starting to happen. Computers slowing down, lights flickering, that sort of thing. Well, I'm here to tell you: it's going to get worse. But! It doesn't have to.

You see, me and Two- Leoben to you folks- have

Comments

[lecter_md_phd]

Have a great day?

You're trying to ruin our lives but you want us to have a great day. Brilliant.

[brothersnark]

I'm not trying to ruin your lives. I'm trying to better mine at the expense of yours. There's a difference, really.

[if_i_gotta]

TL;DR

GIVE ME MY DAMN HEAT

[whinyslicer]

WHAT HAVE YOU--kdsjgnlksnjfslkdf

my computer is not working MY COMPUTERS ALWAYS WORK

[flyingewoks]

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

[whinyslicer]

don't mess with me just now, sir

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

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[brothersnark]

We've messed up the whole base and you're worried about a calculator? Well, whatever floats your boat. You want it working again, see if you can 'persuade' the others to agree to our demands.

ooc: Cavil's a machine, of course he gets binary!

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

ooc: Sho's defect via the virus is that he's going to speak in broken english in binary. xD Sorry it's so complex. I <3 binary speak.

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[brothersnark]

Yeah, whatever. You want your calculator back, you reconsider how 'idiotic' those demands are.

[less_than_weird]

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F*(*!