Arrival: Admiral William Adama.

[admiral_adama]

Starbuck. Helo.

Sitrep. NOW.

...

Madam President, I need to discuss the current situation with you at your earliest convenience.

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[streamfetish]

Admiral Adama. What an unexpected surprise.

If you'll speak to Karl, he'll tell you that I've been most helpful and not at all threatening to anyone on the base.

Just give it up, Two. Look at the glare. The glare knows no pity. Just hope he doesn't have a flashlight.

[admiral_adama]

Leoben.

I'm sure you've had your reasons for cooperating. I'll reserve judgement on them until I find out what they are.

[cylonfrakker]

Leoben did volunteer to help us in the recent resistance sir. I can't comment fully on his reasons sir, but his actions did save a lot of lives.

[admiral_adama]

Hm. I'll take that under consideration, Captain.

[brothersnark]

Oh, frak.

[admiral_adama]

Damn straight.

[zaphod4prez]

No need to worry, Cap'n, that President is here.

[admiral_adama]

... Excuse me?

[zaphod4prez]

I mean, you seem to be under the impression that I'm a lady, but I am +~~~~the President of the Galaxy~~~~~+ here to sooth your normal-being fears.

[admiral_adama]

...

Mister, I don't know who the hell you are, but the only President whose authority I acknowledge is the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol ... and you sure as frak aren't her.

[cylonfrakker]

Admiral sir! We appear to be on Earth, and the local calender year is 2008. According to the personnel of this base we are all from a television show called Battlestar Galactica. Starbuck and myself have watched episodes of this show and can confirm that it does appear to document our actions during and after the destruction of the Twelves Colonies.Using these we have uncovered intelligence about four of the five final Cylon models.

We are not alone here Sir. Two known models of Cylons have followed us here. The Leoben and Cavil models to be specific Admiral. Also Tory Foster who we have firm reasons to believe to be one of the Final Five.

Gaius Baltar is here as well, though he has mostly avoided contact with myself or Starbuck. The Cylons do not seem to have much more contact then we do Sir.

Anything you would like me to cover more in depth, Admiral?

[admiral_adama]

Foster ... damn.

I've been appraised of our so-called "fictional" status, Captain, and told how to access vids of this show. I'll be going over them myself as soon as possible.

First I need to know everything you've got on the Final Five and the President's current status. Then I'll need further intel on the base itself. The briefing I got from this General O'Neill was ... sketchy.

[cylonfrakker]

Yes sir! The President's status is stable, and she seems to be taking it all fairly well. The base itself is underground yet it seems to shift and add new spaces on whim or need. Most of the other inhabitants are harmless with a few exceptions. We do have a full clinic here with a staff of doctors. They've managed to keep everyone patched up so far.

We have had two invasions since I arrived. One was and I know this is hard to believe sir but it was zombies. Undead shambling corpses. Managed alright though. The second one involved a band who, well sir there was time travel, and rips in space. In the end we lead a resistance that destroyed the invaders and restored the base to what passes for normal.

The Final Five,
I really hate to do this to you sir as we all are close to some of these people, but here is the list. We haven't been able to find anything on the fifth missing model.

Tory Foster
Samuel T. Anders
Chief Galen Tyrol
Colonel Saul Tigh

I'm sorry Admiral.

[admiral_adama]

... Saul ...

Right. Watching those vids just became my first priority. I want a full debrief with you, Starbuck, and the President if possible after I've done so.

As for the rest of it ... it's a damn good thing I'm hearing this from you, Helo, or I'd swear someone was on that New Caprican weed.

[thefragilebody]

Oh fraking frak.

I mean. Hello, Admiral. Welcome to the crappiest place on earth.

[admiral_adama]

Baltar.

I hear you've been hiding out. Understandable, given the circumstances.

[thefragilebody]

well you know. self-preservation is my middle name.

[admiral_adama]

I've heard others.