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[keepsyoualive]

WHO: All BSG characters
WHAT: Starbuck shares her prezzie with the rest of the BSG characters...the special features disc of a BSG movie, containing in lieu of a gag reel this time, THE BSG CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
WHERE: Theatre C
WARNINGS: LOLOLOL CRACK

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[cylonfrakker]

Helo arrived in a good mood. Gods only know what Kara's future self had sent them, but it was sure to be blast. "Hey you got that ambrosia for me? Or am I going to want to wait on that?"

[time4airlock]

Christmas. I don't get it, but I'll play along. Starbuck is right, we could use some cheer...and mistletoe.
Where's Bill?

[admiral_adama]

Bill had been delayed watching BSG vids. He'd gotten through the first three seasons before he'd decided it was past time to take a break. Hopefully Kara's offering would be less serious and gut-wrenching.

Arriving at the theater, he was glad to see that the three people already there were Helo, Starbuck, and ... "Laura," he rumbled as he took a seat next to her. "Any idea what this is all about?"

[time4airlock]

"I'm as confused as you are, Bill." Laura smiled warmly at her friend. She saw Tory enter behind the cylons, watching her.

Don't sit here, don't sit here, don't sit here," she thought to herself. Tory plopped down at her side with complete disregard for her icy-cold glare. She asked her a question, but Laura did not listen. As Tory's lips moved, all Laura could think was "I trusted you. I don't know who you are anymore."
She turned back to Bill and waited to see what Starbuck had in store for them.

[starsignal]

Tory snuck in behind Cavil and Leoben. She knew that she was not wanted at the gathering, but there was something in her that wanted to show Laura and the others that she could fit in, even if they hated her. Especially Laura.

She sat down on the other side of Madame President and Admiral Adama.

"Hello, Madame President. Starbuck's up to one of her little tricks again, isn't she?"

[brothersnark]

The Cylons arrived late. The moment Cavil had learned a religious holiday was involved, he had suddenly begun remembering dozens of little things he had to take care of before heading over. Leoben had eventually had to threaten him with a philosophical discussion on the nature of God's love for the cosmos to get him to come.

So here he was, Two in tow, managing to simultaneously smirk sardonically at everyone in the room. "Well, let us all be of good cheer for a good year, huh?" he snarked.

[admiral_adama]

Having recently gotten his first real look at the nastiness Cavil's model had helped perpetrate on New Caprica, Adama pinned him with a look that clearly said he was contemplating adding a large, industrial flashlight to his Christmas list.

But for now at least, he said nothing.

[streamfetish]

Cavil froze like a deer in headlights, if the headlights in question were bright blue and blazing with the hatred of a thousand suns. Taking his arm, Leoben led him away from Adama. Theological differences aside, the Cylons needed to rely on each other here- Leoben needed Cavil to keep him from hurling himself at Kara, and Cavil needed Leoben to keep him from provoking the humans more than was reasonably amusing.

[cylonfrakker]

Helo smiled and waved at Leoben as he walked over to greet the Admiral. Sure maybe even he didn't trust him completely yet but you couldn't build bridges by hacking at the supports could you. "Good to see you Admiral. Glad you could make it. Kara tells me it's going to be..interesting."

THE SHOW

[keepsyoualive]

Wide shot, a stereotypical family house is decked out in bright, twinkling Christmas lights, complete with a Santa and reindeer on the roof, and a large, red "Merry Christmas!" sign on the lawn. The BSG theme starts to play

Re: THE SHOW

[cylonfrakker]

The door opens and in steps BALTAR with GAETA on his arm.

BALTAR: Oh..Hello Kara. Now please move out of the way so we can get this over with. It's not like I actually enjoying seeing any of you. Um Six isn't here is she?

GAETA: Would you shut up about her! I don't like it when you talk about her when you're with me!

BALTAR: I was just making sure alright? Gods damn it why are you always so touchy!

KARA: Oh my gods would you two shut up!

ADAMA: Every year, and we keep inviting him.

ROSLIN: Bill!

LEE comes down the stairs in a huff.

LEE: Mom! Kara stole my hair brush again! Is Sam here yet. What the frak is Felix doing with Gaius?

ROSLIN: Lee! Bill say something

LEE: Eeeep! Sorry Mom.

ADAMA: Lee watch your frakking mouth.

ROSLIN: Bill!

ADAMA: I said something.

Just then the doorbell rings again

Re: THE SHOW

[brothersnark]

(The door opens once more and the SIGNIFICANT SEVEN enter- THREE in the lead, smiling in that charming yet unnerving way of hers)

THREE: Well hello, Roslin, Adama! And doesn't the house just look lovely this evening!

ROSLIN: Why thank you, D'Anna.

ADAMA: Hrmph.

CAPRICA SIX: Gaius... hello.

GAETA: Don't. Even. Start.

LEOBEN: Hello, Kara.

KARA: The silverware drawer isn't far away, Leoben. Don't get any ideas.

BOOMER: C'mon Six. You too... Two. (Pulls LEOBEN and SIX away from their respective love interests before anything horrible happens.)

CAVIL: Well, aren't we all tense? Hey, how about a joke to lighten things up? A follower of the Cylon God, a follower of the Twelve Gods, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bar blows up, everyone dies, and guess who gets an afterlife? Nobod-

THREE: Brother, let's get you seated, shall we? (Hauls CAVIL away before someone punches him)

(The doorbell rings again. ROSLIN and ADAM sigh in unison before answering.)

Re: THE SHOW

[admiral_adama]

(ADAMA opens the door to find TIGH, COTTLE and SAM on the other side. The first two have an assortment of booze bottles in their arms. All three are sporting headbands that suspend sprigs of mistletoe over their heads and singing a very raunchy version of "Deck the Halls". Sam stutters to a halt when he sees who's opened the door, but the other two keep on until Adama draws a finger over his throat