Welcome to Tinsel Town, 3.03
*wave wave* simsforaranya here! I was beyond excited when simtasia asked me to guest update the Tinsels. They are one of my favorite Awesomesauce Legacies, and that is saying a lot. ANYWAY. I have done my best. I haven't actually written anything sims related in three or four months so, yeah. :X DISCLAIMER OF DISCLAIMERNESS.
This would be J, celebrating her not-vampireness by sunbathing and NOT DYING. I can't get over her not being a vamp. XD
Alex: DEATH :D
He is clearly the child of black generation sims. (the death is Celie's drowning-in-the-ocean death at the end of the last update, btw)
Dim: HELLO STINKY HERE.
*pats J and mutters things about kids with bad parents ending up good parents*
OH HEY GUISE. Sim!Edward is a stalker just like Book/Movie!Edward! XD
Edward: We have pictures! And I won't hide these in a box under her floor either!
J and Edward get vamp and nonvamp heir pics.
Edward: MY WIFE IS AWESOME. *clapclap*
...how is it that J doesn't look stoned here to me, but just REALLY REALLY HOT??
Edward: Being a werewolf is not pleasuresome. D:
*grins*
*laughs*
*falls of chair*
Sorry, I just can't get over the idea of EDWARD CULLEN being a WEREWOLF. It is priceless, seriously. *lurves simtasia so much for creating this conundrum*
I'd better stop making Twilight jokes. >.>
Well. J. I suppose that is one way to breast feed. O_O
J: BRB my child, must stave off the werewolf cravings with ramen.
I dunno if it is just me, but Alex just looks EVIL. Maybe it is the contrast between his eyebrows and his hair. AND THE EVIL EVIL GRIN.
Alex: What the...?
Most epic toddler drinking spoiled bottle pics EVER.
Edward: MMMMM you know what would go well with this vodka? Sex. Sexxxxxxxx....
Alex: Bottle, daddy?
Edward: Not now child, must go find your mother.
Alex: :(
YAY J IS AWESOME.
J: Don't you call me awesome, bitch. I COULD BE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW.
simsforaranya: :(
BAD ROLE MODELS, YOU ARE.
J: Losing feeling in my lower arm. D:
Dim: ^_^ I PARALYZEDED MOMMY'S ARM.
J: I declare this sandcastle a work of art. *strokes imaginary beard*
BEBBEH HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
Dim is bigger! Dim has hair! Dim has the same evil look as her brother!
A:KLDFSF I LOVE HER.
Dim: ROFL DADDY IS A DOGGIE!
Nice to see that the tradition of ceiling swimming hasn't ended!
Incredibly apt conversation, y/y??
Clearly, Edward too has a favorite, since he did all stuff with Dim on his own, and he never did any of that for Alex. Maybe he just wanted a daughter??
Dim: I DARE you to call me Renesmee. >:)
J: Why won't he love me like Dim loves Edward?
J, hon? I don't think Dim loves Edward. I think she's using him to plan her takeover of the world.
Alex: *finally makes progress on the parental bonding and talking fronts*
Dim: *swoops crawls in for the kill*
So. Edward's fear? Be rejected for an outing. Random old lady stranger to fulfil this fear? Check.
Mission? FAIL. She accepted. Clearly she is a twilight fan who was ~dazzled~ by his scent.
ROLS: Bububut we were DESTINED for each other! We are even really the same age!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
O_O His hair really IS naturally blue!
ZOMG HE IS SO ADORABLE. And not at all evil. What. Happened.
Clearly red hair dye is hysterically funny?
Either that or he is just REALLY glad to now be taller than his sister.
Alex: Did I just hear someone mention Dim?
Energizer: *glows ominously red in the background*
Alex REALLY gets into his cleaning.
This is Edward's coworker. Who was accidentally asked on a date and then got fed to the cowplant.
Alex really doesn't have a chance, does he?
Alex: Hai ghostie... *spaces out*
Oooookay then...
Um, mommy? Can I have a nightlight please? O_O
I still think that Dim is evil, but Alex just plain scares me.
SEE EVEN THE GHOST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL AGREES THAT DIM IS EVIL.
*sighs* Whenever J tries to hug her kids. -.-
S.C.A.R.Y.
Uh, simtasia? I'd suggest getting rid of this dude's gravestone before Dim becomes a child. Otherwise he's going to have FUN.
Edward: Did you just see that ghost?
J's Boobs: *are suddenly without nipples*
Edward: MY WIFE HAS FURRY NIPPLE-LESS BOOBSSSSSSSS. *hysterical sobbing*
Doin' drugs: Yur doin' it rong.
Edward: HEEEEEEEE 8D
D: NO TOASTING The COW PLANT.
Splashing in puddles beside an unmarked grave, while there is a tower of fire right beside you. ALL IS NORMAL HERE.
He made it to the bubble blower. But he seems to be having less fun.
No, Edward, he is not a hallucination. Unfortunately. Man, this ghost has it in for the Tinsels. O.o
Those are VERY different skin colors.
Also. Dim has learned very good stalking techniques from her father. Maybe they are genetic.
AHOY COLOR-APPROPRIATE PAINTING. The orange generation is to get its money from painting, so Alex is getting a head start, I'd say. :D
*bites tongue hard on yet another twilight joke*
...the tree is still on fire.
J: My child can walk! :D
Dim: I can see down mommy's shirt! Lunchtime plz?
L. O. L.
He is a sparkly vampire from a book turned into a sim turned into a cross-dressing vampire turned into a werewolf daddy. Wouldn't YOU have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality after that??
THANK YOU SO MUCH SIMSFORARANYA YOU ARE AWESOME. This had me laughing so much my daughter asked what so funny. I couldn't answer, so she asked if it was Handy Manny (who was on TV at the time). I could only agree, because I don't think she'd understand :D
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