Welcome to Tinsel Town! 1.01
Last time, we met Elwood, who met Callias and got married in the bedroom, and we left you just as Callias went into labour...
It's a girl! Celie, from The Colour Purple.
Elwood seems more traumatised by it than Callias, and all he had to do was stand there.
Um, what's going on?
Natural twins! (multiple birth odds are down REALLY low, btw) Another girl, Sofia.
They look the same, both taking after Callias in looks.
Elwood: Oh man, that was hard work. I'm so exhausted!
Callias: WTF just happened??
They can afford an addition, so they get not one, but TWO new rooms! The girls room is all purple, because that's what their generation dictates.
Callias: I shall call this...failghetti!
And I completely forgot to change his outfit to match the theme, but I do believe he has a blue vest on, so that counts, right?
Callias: Oh my god. Did two babies really just shoot out my ass??
Elwood isn't having much luck with the strays, in case you were wondering.
Elwood: So, do you wanna do it doggy style?
Callias: I'm starting to think you're taking this pet obsession a bit too far. But okay, let's do it!
Good ol' traditional fail parenting in action!
But Callias seems happy about it, at least.
Enough to leave his daughters on the floor while he makes the bed, anyway.
You're in it to win it, buddy!
Booyeah!
Yet he's STILL not happy about it!!
Housework is NOT one of his favourite hobbies.
Oh look, more fail parenting!!
Just more fail in general, really.
Uh, you CAN do something about it, you know!
Callias: You need to do more around here! I cook, I clean, I take care of the girls! When was the last time we did something just for us? You never buy me flowers any more, we never go out!
Elwood: I'm sorry honey...wait, what? We've never gone out! We met in my front yard and the house is a pigsty!
Callias: Uh, just buy me flowers. I gave birth!! Twice!!
So they got some hired help, because really, they couldn't do it by themselves.
And that's when I remembered that I'd forgotten to kill off the NPCs and townies. But that's been fixed now!
Especially when they seem as whacked out as these ones.
SELL SELL SELL!
Booyeah again!
Oh, so NOW you're excited about being home! No promotion, and you're incredibly stinky. Nice timing.
First a dog, now one of the girls? You guys had better make some friends.
*melts*
I don't like Karen :(
She made Callias cry!
Since they had some money now, I bought them a puppy. It was called Leroy, but I renamed it Shug, who is also from The Colour Purple. Even though Shug is really a boy here, but I figure that doesn't matter :)
*melts again*
Shouldn't you have taken care of that before you left for work?
Finally! Appropriate reaction time!
Volunteer! Take that limelight!
Shit :(
BIRTHDAY TIME! WITH FLYING BABIES!
Sofia
And Celie!
*melts melts melts*
Glo Babies R Us.
Um, oops?
Elwood: We may have to adopt from now on...
And do you know the best way to get over being electrocuted?
Couch time nookie!
oh hey, the dog grew up!
Um, shit? The nanny went home about fifteen minutes before Elwood was due to come home from work. WTF?
But they were okay, no one came to get them.
~*INTERLUDE*~
I wanted to get new townies and NPCs, so I made a new sim for the sole purpose of having the House of Horrors, where the sims I don't like get summoned to, just to die. I know I could've installed a clean neighbourhood, but I kind of like killing off all those townies I've grown sick of.
So I made BATMAN CHIPMUNK.
He'll carry your newborns in his mouth for safe keeping.
But he wasn't what I wanted to show you.
This townie was. OMG. She walked by while I was killing off the others, and I have treeag's hack that unlocks the locked clothing...and that includes mascot heads!
But what's happening in the back there?
Oh yeah, with your head at that angle, you better be dead!
I only killed off a few of them...that lot is called Lucky Town, and it's a cemetery/pick up joint on the beach. I can't wait to use it!
~*INTERLUDE OVER*~
HOT NEW MAID OMG YUM.
Interesting new mail man!
Adorable children!
I kind of want him to get burnt, because I haven't had a burnt alien before. At least, I don't think I have.
Why his shorts need sunscreen, I'll never know.
But who's going to argue when he looks like that?
I was so distracted with Callias, that um, I forgot to check what colour Elwood's aspiration was at.
OHSHIT.
That's it, fry yourself in front of your daughter.
OOOOHHHHSHIIIIT!!
Wait, what's that? Oo a cliffhanger!!
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