Welcome to Tinsel Town! 1.05
Callias: Hey doggies, why don't you two go and make me some puppies?
Shug and Abbey: Eh, sure, why not.
Kennel-cam shows us what their puppies may look like. And contrary to popular belief, the dogs DIDN'T do it doggy style.
But they had plenty of fireworks, and some baby jingles. Woo!
Celie: My learnings did not prepare me for this!!
Celie: Ugh, I don't feel well...
She threw up for the first time AFTER her first pop. Uh, ok. Easiest first trimester ever!
Annnnd she maxes out mechanical as well.
Um, I think there's something wrong with my inteen maternity fashions.
So like many pregnant women, she dresses for comfort, and not for style.
Ah, let's be honest for once.
Shit. That just shows that honesty doesn't pay!!
Bugger. But it wasn't your LTW, and you can get back up to the top, so I'm not worried. Your focus is on your pets now, buddy!
He doesn't care about his demotion either, it seems.
Normally I like purple and green together, but I don't think this works that well.
Oh, I bet the boys at school loved this.
I really hate it when they want a bowling alley. They love it, obviously, but man, it's just so BIG.
It must suck when your teenage daughter is better at bowling than you.
Oh, you're all class. But we need you to make Celie a witch!
Celie: So, I was totally abducted by aliens, right?
Celes: Did they do the butt probe? That's always fun!
Here, have a fish. Celes is REALLY hard to please.
Celes: You're giving me FISH?? FISH?? I'M A FREAKING VEGETARIAN!
Celie: Uh, you can keep it as a pet??
Celes: A pet? Hah! That's a good one!
Celie: So anyway, the aliens got me knocked up, but I haven't told my dads yet, I'm not sure they'll understand.
Celes: Like men can understand something like being pregnant. Fascists.
Celie: Uh, yeah. So, can I be a witch now?
Man, this woman is hard to be friends with.
Let's sulk about it.
Uh, okay. What sort of chance card is that??
Sofia? When tinkering, it's best not to wear the appliance.
So Celie really wanted to get laid. The whole virgin birth thing just didn't do it for her, so she called up Vasyl and asked him over. He brought along his friend whose name isn't important. It wasn't going to be one of THOSE get togethers, boy.
Though apparently he thought it was. He wasn't interested in Sofia at all, and she was disgusted by him. He wanted some Celie action, but NO.
Vasyl: So, it's not mine, but you're a virgin, and you want to sleep with me? Sure!
That's it, focus on the good part.
And then she read him to sleep. Awwww. That's kind of creepy.
Please be practising your mothering skills on someone you're not sleeping with!!
Hah!! Nice look, Celie!
Apparently it's too hard to make it to the bedroom.
Despite just sleeping with Vasyl, Celie rolled a want to makeout with three sims. And since Hayden Seavey was there...she started flirting. Shy flirting is so cute :)
Fortunately, Sofia doesn't care about all the snogging going on.
That looks pretty bad, but the flies lied to me. No one died :(
Oh you are SO her perfect match.
Though going on a slide wearing only a towel? OUCH.
I redid parts of the house and the girls got their own rooms - and Celie got cow blankets!!
Oh, and laid.
Shizzam!!
You are enjoying that WAY too much, Elwood.
You've gotta wonder how those pants stay up.
Just El. Oh. El.
Woo! Promoted back up!
That would really, really freak me out if that happened while I had a shower.
What? Giving birth beside the cot, and not in the bathroom?!
It's a girl! J! From Men In Black.
This may be all the love you get :/ This generation's rules scare me!
And speaking of babies...sparkly dog time!
Three puppies! Nick the Van Driver, Dr Laurel Weaver, and Gentle Rosenburg, who are also from Men In Black.
Two girls and one boy, I believe, but at this point, they all look the same.
Now that Celie's a teenager again, it's third time lucky to get her into private school. Though Dorian just will NOT give up about those special entrance fees. But she's in, huzzah!
You're mean :( Don't think badly of her! She was abducted by aliens, not slutting around!
I have no idea which puppy he's playing with here. Does it matter? It's cute!
I think he's found his heroin.
That's right, more puppy spam.
Good parenting, yes? Suitable for the black generation, and giving her an early start to the fun to come!
Celie: I'm not touching that stuff!! You can't make me! You're not my mother!
Elwood: So, you're green. Are you an alien too?
Yeah, that's the way to win over someone on the dark side.
She may have had some help here. *whistles innocently*
Oh, let's be nice.
Sometimes it pays off!
Celie: So, I had my alien baby. Can I be a witch now?
Celie: I really like the hat, it's so pointy! But do I have to change my hair colour? I don't like being blonde.
Ohhhh yeah. SPARKLES! SPARKLES! And not a vampire in sight!
Celie: There's a tingling in my pants and I LIKE IT.
And we have our first hobby plate, thanks to Sofia! Yay! One down, nine to go!
It's a good thing Celie was far too entranced with her cauldron, guys.
Elwood knows how to toss...sticks...
CREEPY.
That's better.
Now, the important question is - should Celie be a good witch, or a bad witch? This will be the first time I've properly played a witch, and I'm not sure which way to go!
Poll
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