Welcome to Tinsel Town! 1.03
Celie and Sofia: OMG HI!!! HI!! HOW ARE YOU??!
They did this for at least ten minutes.
Toybox: OMNOMNOMNOM
Celie: Can we swap Sofia for a baby?? One that doesn't steal my toys??
CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT!!!
Booyeah!
Sofia: My dad is so embarrassing.
That Stinkball is threatening to take over the neighbourhood of Anorexica!
(and yes, I named the neighbourhood Anorexica, after something that came up in simsecret a few weeks back)
Celie brought this girl Robin home from school, and Robin wasn't very fun.
She didn't want to play games or play outside. In fact, there was only one thing she wanted to do.
She wanted to get high. She spent ALL afternoon there.
Celie went along with it for a while, but she was much happier playing on the monkey bars and slide.
Her father finally came and got her about 9:30pm, and he was not the least bit concerned that she had spent nearly 6 hours getting high.
And a bit of gossip...she doesn't have the same last name as her father! Ooo. Her name is Robin Pasang, and his is Justin McArthur. Scandalous!
I love this oven. Looks like the normal oven, but it doesn't just bake muffins.
It must be some of that astronaut dehydrated food, because you pour in the powder, add some water,
give it a stir,
and it looks like a muffin...
but - huzzah! - it's a single serve of lobster thermidor!! WOW! Those astronauts come up with the best stuff.
Or fried chicken, which is what Celie had. These kids make better meals than their fathers.
Grandma's comfort soup - it doesn't just cure what ails you, but makes siblings the best of friends!
I just love the fashions that my townies wear:)
Dogs playing poker?? Hell yeah!
AWw yeah. Though how do they hold the cards in their paws??
I don't think that's such a good idea, Shug. And you do have food in your bowl.
Well duh!
Man, I'm old school all the way.
Woo woo!
OMG you are so adorable. Vasyl...something. Dang. I forgot to write that down. But he is just so CUTE.
I just want to pinch those cheeks!
Did you know that spinning your child around can make them throw up?
Oh yeah, I bought them a photo booth. I decided to do heir photos instead of portraits :)
But they found another use for it!
THEN they got their photos done.
I love this command so very very much. I think I enjoy the training process more.
Celie: Ohgodgottapeegottapee!!!
So does she go inside to use the toilet?
*headdesk* No, she does not.
Apparently, climbing is more important than using the toilet. She will spend all her free time playing outside. If I can't find her, I just look out there.
That is just highly disturbing.
Mad!Maid is mad. They only had $27 left, which meant they couldn't pay him. So...he stole one of the chairs. It's not like they won't notice that!
Oo more chance cards. They've been getting a lot of these. Let's make it all about Callias!
And yet again we SCORE!!
And Sofia gets the same card as before, what's up with that? You think she'd have just gone for it, seeing as it worked last night. But man, she's good!
Celie: That's a bus!
Nice to see your education isn't going to waste, Celie!
Those eyes are creepy. Pretty, but creepy. From a distance, it looks like they're looking off to their right, even if they're not.
Another one?! Let's be ambiguous.
Man, you're good.
Seriously, this kid is addicted to the playground.
I got my video games working. Pac Man, yeah!
Hah, his name is Dongsool Boyles. Hell yeah. I've wanted a Dongsool ever since sukkamielli got one.
That sounds far dirtier than what it really is.
Celie's OTH is Nature, and if she happens to eventually turn into a plant sim, well, we'll just cope with that.
She isn't quite in tune with nature as yet, though.
But that doesn't mean nature isn't in tune with her. ATTACK BEES!!
After a lap of the yard, Celie ran straight into the ocean. I had no idea they'd do that.
Even after they were gone, she ran around madly for a while. I guess the poor child was traumatised.
Shug likes to watch the waves :D
And Sofia has picked up the cleaning bug.
That might be because I forgot to rehire the maid!
Just when you think that this family might be heading down the path to normality,
with their healthy outdoor activities...
Elwood decides to impart some important and age appropriate advice to Celie over breakfast.
Elwood: No matter what your other father might tell you, I did not fall asleep during our first time. AFTER. I fell asleep AFTER.
Celie: That's WAY too much information dad!
The girls wanted to fishing, so they got a dodgy pond.
You'll get better!
See?
And it's contagious!
Callias also started getting into his flowers, which was something that he wouldn't shut up about.
Oh yeah! This is what happens when you spend every free moment climbing things.
They finally hit the top!
Now that Shug and Elwood have aced their careers, I figure it's time to get another pet. Meet Abbey, who I forgot to rename.
I want to see what sort of puppies she makes with Shug.
Bad dog!
Oh you girls! I buy you cakes and then you age up RIGHT as I tell you to blow out the candles. Well, PFFT to that. You're not going to age up until the next update now!
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