Welcome to Tinsel Town! 1.06: simtasia

simtasia

Welcome to Tinsel Town! 1.06

Apr 06, 2009 21:19

Celie, being a Knowledge sim, has easy wants to meet. Sofia, being pleasure, wants to go shopping and sneak out and other fun things. Occasionally she'll want to get a skill, and then she'll go do and things like this, all by herself!

Of course, the desire to clean the counters doesn't transfer to the desire to clean herself. The family do have a problem with all wanting to use the same bathroom, and since my no privacy hack no longer works (thanks M&G!), they all have shit fits when one bathroom is in use.

ANYWAY. Everyone has to use the one bathroom at the same time, and Sofia has alien acne. It has been SO long since I've had a sim get acne, and I've never had alien acne. It's kind cute, in a pus filled kind of way.

The puppies are still puppies, and while it looks like Shug is trying to eat one of them, he's really just being affectionate.

Or he's giving it a taste test and will leave eating it til later.

And no, I have no idea which puppy is which at this point. Once they grow up, it's VERY obvious, but for now, they're identical.

There was a resounding call for Celie to be a BAD WITCH from the viewing public, and while I was tempted to against popular opinion and make her a GOOD WITCH, I thought I'd give the public what the majority wanted. She be bad, yo.

See her cackling? Want to know what she's cackling over?

Her stinky stinky child. Who she then walked away from.

STOP STARING AT HER LIKE THAT.

And use the other toilet. SHEESH.

See? She's doing it again. She will flat out ignore J. She has no interest in her daughter AT. ALL. She is the perfect mother for the Generation Black child.

No one else has shown any interest in her either, and they all ignored the crying and the smells. I had to make her do this. Poor J looks surprised at what being clean feels like.

Even the two FAMILY sim grandparents fail hard at baby care.

See? once I stop telling her what to do, she hasn't got a clue. It looks like your great learnings have failed you! Of course, she hasn't read the parenting book. Maybe I should have her do that...

See? Being bad suits her. It IS her. She cackles in delight at leaving her exhausted child on the floor.

EVIL.

J: Holy fuck what am I in for?? This is NOT what I signed up for!

She was lying there crying a LOT about how tired she was, and when Callias came wandering in, I thought YES! He'll help her out. He loves babies! He still wants babies!

BUT NO.

HE JUST CLEANS UP.

Don't you do that to me! And I bet that's what you're blaming your inability to parent on, too, hey?

*headdesk*

You know, there's a needy child in there.

Um, Sofia?

It's not hanging around if your feet are touching the ground.

Since she was so bored, and she wanted it, I sent her on a hike.

And she got poison ivy. HAH.

I think your mittens and thick jacket are going to make scratching hard.

And what's that? They have a neighbour? Why yes! Very soon, Lark Francette Happypants will be moving in! I'm just waiting on some skill points from lauriethemuppet, and then I can get into the Happypants too!

Anyway, Sofia is as itchy as all fuck for ages, and is constantly scratching. Please note that neither Celie OR J have moved in the last few hours.

RUN FORREST, RUN.

Hell yeah!

Oh you good boy, you. *snuggles*

So. Freaking. Cute.

~*sexual innuendo*~

Oh yeah. That's right. That's the third maxed skill, and she has far too many days left as a teenager.

But...she has shown NO interest in getting any charisma points. She has NONE. She wants to get to cleaning 6 and just any old point in creativity. I guess she thinks she doesn't need any charisma!

J: I hate my life.

Sofia: I love my life.

Celie: I love my life. Wait. What's that annoying noise?

Celie: Again?? Where's the off switch??

Some of that green is actually J this time.

So, I hope that if I make Celie have some positive interactions with J, that it will make her realise what it is she needs to do.

J's response to this positive interaction?

SHE TRIES TO EAT HER MOTHER.

That's right folks - the baby tries to eat the parent. How's that for turning the tables. And she doesn't even try roasting Celie (possiby because she doesn't have the dexterity to light a BBQ), so she's eating her RAW.

And Celie's retaliation?

SHE TRIES TO DECAPITATE HER CHILD!

This does not bode well.

I give up.

Celie, go study magic. That's something you want to do!

Sofia was lonely, so we got her a date with the crystal ball. Meet Wisconsin Broke, another one of my BB2 kids. Rawr. This guy is HOT. HAWT even.

Even with alien acne, Sofia is hot, and Wisconsin agrees.

Wisconsin: HAHAHAHAHAH You're so funny! OMG boobies!!

My drum kit is possessed, apparently. It's playing by itself o_O

Aww.

It's not so romantic from that angle.

Celie: I had to stop skilling up for this??

Sofia: Wooooooooo! I'm gonna get laid! I'm gonna laid! What? What do you mean it's all about the baby now?? rassinfrassinpuddlepot.

Come on baby, time to grow up.

Out of loyalty, there are three mini explosions outside.

Those clothes, that hair! It won't do!

TODDLER SPAM.
lauriethemuppet, just keep in mind how cute and adorable and fiendish she is here, okay? Because she doesn't stay so happy!

BUT THOSE EYEBROWS!!! She had Harry from my Multi PT set as her father.

She didn't get his ears, but she got his eyebrows and nose. And she is adorable! Those eyebrows are ANGRY EYEBROWS and they're just right for this generation.

And that shirt? SO APT.

Do it do it do it.
(and I accidentally sharpened these images and didn't realise until it was too late. damn!)

Hah! This is how the show SHOULD have gone here.

Oh, did you want to see the puppies?

On the right is Dr Laurel Weaver, the left is Gentle Rosenburg.

And that's Nick the Van Driver.

They are some interesting looking dogs.

The dogs love her. They don't care about no stinkin' rules!

Wisconsin suddenly realises that he and Sofia are about to pop a few cherries. Except...that plant is in the way. Oops!

Celie wanted to cast a spell, so she picks on Elwood.

And he LIKED it. It was the one that puts them in a good mood. I think that green minus sign must mean that while she enjoyed casting the spell, she didn't like that it was nice.

Why yes, that is a toilet training face! But he's not going to finish training her, because that's what she wants. Damn kid just wants to learn her skills and have her mother snuggle her.

It's puppy central!

That's it, get the fail going early on.

Oh, they finally were able to fool around. I think she's trying some breath play on him there, with how her hand is firmly against (or in??) his throat.

And yes, boys will like you if you fool around with them. See??