Hetalia Asylum - 12
OMG you guys, Photobucket bandwidth exceeded again?! What are you doing?! OK, it's probably because I switched to PNG format for the pictures instead of JPG. As I have no intention of going back to that nasty, bitty, pixelated format, I guess I'll have to suck it up and upgrade to Pro. Which means UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH. I intend to abuse this at once with an update of around 90 images, haha.
Anyway. Last time on asylum, Germany and America still had a rage-on for Italy, despite the fact that he hadn't done anything wrong. Roaches invaded, Russia shunned his scarf and England was promoted to Protector Of Wales Whales.
Let's start with a really, really creepy picture of Russia.
Brrr.
Everybody has flu.
This does not stop England from swimming. Sadly I miss him every time he dives off the diving board, but he is getting quite impressive now.
OH WAIT YOU GUYS DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
Yes! Germany has finally gotten over his hate-boner for Italy. It's now a regular boner.
Anyway, to progress any further in his career, England needs to pretty much max out body. I decided he may as well tidy the garden at the same time.
You will not max out body with a broken neck.
Germany: Hungry hungry feed nao!
Italy: So anyway, Germany fell back in love with me. It's only you who's too bitter to let it go.
America: OK, fine. + Happy now?
England also needs more friends. He decides to invite Poland over. I have no idea who Poland wants to invite over, but I say yes anyway.
And while he's on the phone, I make England order groceries and takeaway too.
It all arrives just as Poland does. So Poland! Who's your friend?
...
China does not look impressed with the Chinese food on offer.
China: In my country, we usually call it food. Except there's no way this crap could pass as food.
Everybody else: Yay, food!
England: Sweetie!
Poland: Darling!
Bartender: Where's the booze at?
Poland: Isn't that like, your job?
Russia and the Bartender heartfart Japan.
At least, until China reminds Russia just how much he likes him.
Yay!
But yikes, these guys are pigs. Do you all want to be eaten by flies?
And England's off to work!
In a ridiculous hat.
Poland: Like, ohmygawd, that hat is seriously fug!
Russia and Germany chill on the sofa.
And then Russia freaks out about the giant, hairy spider behind Italy.
America: Oh fridge gods, why hast thou forsaken me?! What do I have to do to get a goddam Big Mac and Freedom Fries around here?!
Poor America must settle for yet another round of grilled cheese sandwiches.
Remember those takeaway cartons? They're not going to clean themselves up, no matter how hard France clenches.
Italy decides to actually do something about it instead.
Away from mess, France and Germany get busy.
China: Hey, remember that time you set the kitchen on fire? Let's bring that up as much as possible!
Italy: ...Remember that time you came on to me and sent all my relationships crashing into a firey ball of... fire? Die in one.
China: Not cool, dude.
Despite (not) being cheated on, America's week was OK. Possibly because he wasn't actually being cheated on. On the other hand, England's wasn't all that great at all. Possibly because he has no-one to cheat on him. :(
I'm surprised Italy's week wasn't worse, to be honest. But I guess kicking America's arse helped.
Japan: Stop fantasising about me and get out of the way!
Oh SWEARWORD.
Suddenly, a wild GamerDude appears!
It's super ineffective!
China: Mmm, I'd play with him.
Down boy.
Yay. Shame it didn't happen until after he came home and reinfected China.
Anyway, England needs body points and friends, and I am sick to death of watching him swim and work out on the same equipment, so I send him off to the secret gym to kill two birds with one stone.
DudeBro: Ew, please don't let him take his clothes off.
All that testosterone in the room led to several ugly fights. England felt right at home. :D
...I did not know it was actually possible to burn the hotdogs.
England: The fights were distracting!
And then I saw the obstacle course! I love these things! :D
And that's where England spent the next few hours until he finally gained a body point.
Back home, Germany and Italy finally made up. :)
And even America had calmed down enough to congratulate them.
Italy: I will not let China mess this up for me again!
America: So just how much have you and Germany made up?
This much! :D
I will set that bathtub on fire and dance on its ashes. Just you wait and see.
Oh hey, who's in love now?!
Oh yay, China's healthy again. :D Again.
Anyway, England skills up, this time on mechanical as for once, there's nothing for him to fix.
And now his mechanical skills are go good, he's been invited to the hobby lot.
Germany and France get cosy.
Russia and China get cosier.
ETA: Aw, come on! It's not like I've got Crammyboy's Penis Hack!
The picture that so deeply offended Photobucket this time.
Did I mention that England still needs MORE body points? I think this one may max him out. I dare anyone now to start a fight with him. Anyway, here he is, levelling up in the rain.
Yay Iggy!
Oh get a room.
Wait, you already did.
ETA: Oh piss off Photobucket, you homophobic assweasles! I paid to upload this stuff! Ugh, fine, to LJ Scrapbook! I bring you... the (other) photo too offensive for Photobucket!
Yeah.
Random pillow fight in the kitchen, I hope neither of them accidentally hit Germany.
China: Could Russia really be responsible for this?!
Italy congratulates America on his love life.
Eek! China, what have you done this time?!
Wait...
Aaaah, I think we've finally located the source of those mystery hearts that have been floating around Russia and America.
I love how America continues to smile all the time he's being slapped. XD
Russia: Woe is me, both my boyfriends are cheats. Will I never have a family?
America: Not with me! I hate you so much!
And England has the night off, so let's stop there. Until next time!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
Anyway. Last time on asylum, Germany and America still had a rage-on for Italy, despite the fact that he hadn't done anything wrong. Roaches invaded, Russia shunned his scarf and England was promoted to Protector Of Wales Whales.
Let's start with a really, really creepy picture of Russia.
Brrr.
Everybody has flu.
This does not stop England from swimming. Sadly I miss him every time he dives off the diving board, but he is getting quite impressive now.
OH WAIT YOU GUYS DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
Yes! Germany has finally gotten over his hate-boner for Italy. It's now a regular boner.
Anyway, to progress any further in his career, England needs to pretty much max out body. I decided he may as well tidy the garden at the same time.
You will not max out body with a broken neck.
Germany: Hungry hungry feed nao!
Italy: So anyway, Germany fell back in love with me. It's only you who's too bitter to let it go.
America: OK, fine. + Happy now?
England also needs more friends. He decides to invite Poland over. I have no idea who Poland wants to invite over, but I say yes anyway.
And while he's on the phone, I make England order groceries and takeaway too.
It all arrives just as Poland does. So Poland! Who's your friend?
...
China does not look impressed with the Chinese food on offer.
China: In my country, we usually call it food. Except there's no way this crap could pass as food.
Everybody else: Yay, food!
England: Sweetie!
Poland: Darling!
Bartender: Where's the booze at?
Poland: Isn't that like, your job?
Russia and the Bartender heartfart Japan.
At least, until China reminds Russia just how much he likes him.
Yay!
But yikes, these guys are pigs. Do you all want to be eaten by flies?
And England's off to work!
In a ridiculous hat.
Poland: Like, ohmygawd, that hat is seriously fug!
Russia and Germany chill on the sofa.
And then Russia freaks out about the giant, hairy spider behind Italy.
America: Oh fridge gods, why hast thou forsaken me?! What do I have to do to get a goddam Big Mac and Freedom Fries around here?!
Poor America must settle for yet another round of grilled cheese sandwiches.
Remember those takeaway cartons? They're not going to clean themselves up, no matter how hard France clenches.
Italy decides to actually do something about it instead.
Away from mess, France and Germany get busy.
China: Hey, remember that time you set the kitchen on fire? Let's bring that up as much as possible!
Italy: ...Remember that time you came on to me and sent all my relationships crashing into a firey ball of... fire? Die in one.
China: Not cool, dude.
Despite (not) being cheated on, America's week was OK. Possibly because he wasn't actually being cheated on. On the other hand, England's wasn't all that great at all. Possibly because he has no-one to cheat on him. :(
I'm surprised Italy's week wasn't worse, to be honest. But I guess kicking America's arse helped.
Japan: Stop fantasising about me and get out of the way!
Oh SWEARWORD.
Suddenly, a wild GamerDude appears!
It's super ineffective!
China: Mmm, I'd play with him.
Down boy.
Yay. Shame it didn't happen until after he came home and reinfected China.
Anyway, England needs body points and friends, and I am sick to death of watching him swim and work out on the same equipment, so I send him off to the secret gym to kill two birds with one stone.
DudeBro: Ew, please don't let him take his clothes off.
All that testosterone in the room led to several ugly fights. England felt right at home. :D
...I did not know it was actually possible to burn the hotdogs.
England: The fights were distracting!
And then I saw the obstacle course! I love these things! :D
And that's where England spent the next few hours until he finally gained a body point.
Back home, Germany and Italy finally made up. :)
And even America had calmed down enough to congratulate them.
Italy: I will not let China mess this up for me again!
America: So just how much have you and Germany made up?
This much! :D
I will set that bathtub on fire and dance on its ashes. Just you wait and see.
Oh hey, who's in love now?!
Oh yay, China's healthy again. :D Again.
Anyway, England skills up, this time on mechanical as for once, there's nothing for him to fix.
And now his mechanical skills are go good, he's been invited to the hobby lot.
Germany and France get cosy.
Russia and China get cosier.
ETA: Aw, come on! It's not like I've got Crammyboy's Penis Hack!
The picture that so deeply offended Photobucket this time.
Did I mention that England still needs MORE body points? I think this one may max him out. I dare anyone now to start a fight with him. Anyway, here he is, levelling up in the rain.
Yay Iggy!
Oh get a room.
Wait, you already did.
ETA: Oh piss off Photobucket, you homophobic assweasles! I paid to upload this stuff! Ugh, fine, to LJ Scrapbook! I bring you... the (other) photo too offensive for Photobucket!
Yeah.
Random pillow fight in the kitchen, I hope neither of them accidentally hit Germany.
China: Could Russia really be responsible for this?!
Italy congratulates America on his love life.
Eek! China, what have you done this time?!
Wait...
Aaaah, I think we've finally located the source of those mystery hearts that have been floating around Russia and America.
I love how America continues to smile all the time he's being slapped. XD
Russia: Woe is me, both my boyfriends are cheats. Will I never have a family?
America: Not with me! I hate you so much!
And England has the night off, so let's stop there. Until next time!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13