Hetalia Asylum - 08
Woo, update!
Last time, Italy and Japan competed for America's affections and England brought another woman home with him. What'll happen this time?
Upstairs, the bed gets no rest.
As the bed is occupied, Italy and America indulge in some public heavy petting.
England: "Hi, can I speak to a therapist please?"
Can you feel the love tonight? Russia can.
Random townie decides to kick over the dustbin. MEANIE.
Is the vandalised bin upsetting Japan? Or the knowledge that indoors, Italy is making out with his boyfriend?
On the off chance that it's the rubbish, England's ladyfriend very kindly tidies up.
And promptly blames poor, innocent Germany.
Germany is unimpressed.
But he quickly forgives her and turns the discussion to art.
Swimsuit Gal: "Yeah, now you mention it, it does remind me of that artist who made a modern art rubbish feature, only for the cleaner to throw it away, thinking it was real rubbish."
True story, y'all.
AND FINALLY IT HAPPENS!
AND IT WASN'T ENGLAND!
FIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The fire crew got there in time though.
Knowing that a fire sends hygiene plummeting, I made England sneak off to have a bath while everyone else was busy freaking out. :D
France: "Ew, England."
Really, France?
Meanwhile, outside, Germany and Swimsuit Gal continue their sophisticated conversation about theatre and the arts.
Swimsuit Gal: "OMG, how dare you?! Grizabella was the greatest out of all the Cats characters!"
Germany: "Nu-uh! Mr Mistoffolees rocked! And Memory is over-rated!"
Such differences in artistic opinion are too much to bear.
Oh hey! See this pan of charcoal? That's the food that caught fire. It's still there, bubbling away on the cooker.
And instead of say, removing the pan of burned food, Germany instead decides to pray to the fridge gods for sustenance.
Oh, and while England skills up, his ladyfriend continues to wander around the house in her swimming costume. Somehow, she does not look at all out of place.
Germany still hates her though.
England: "You'll be my friend, won't you?"
The trash compacter tries to eat England. But at least the dog didn't.
It may well eat Italy though.
Germany has a surprisingly high opinion of England's reading abilities.
But he'll happily write with a starving America standing right behind him.
Russia: "Now I am with China, I see no need for foolish games."
Plus with all the sex, he just doesn't have the time.
Hungry. :(
You know, you could just MOVE THE PAN. Then you'd be able to cook and eat.
As one of the few sims left not dying of hunger or having sex, Japan goes swimming.
In the rain.
America: "Hey, great job on that thing you did!"
FINALLY, China serves up that pan of food. However, as it's been cooking for the past what, two days? It's not exactly looking all that appetising. The starving sims don't much care though.
Oh dear.
Italy: "For example, I'd like my boyfriend to not cheat on me."
Wait, why was YOUR week not great? You had two guys on the go at once!
America: "Food poisoning. :("
Japan: "Dear diary. Today I started keeping a diary."
Not a great week for China or France or Russia.
And Germany's week was just downright crap.
Having been abandoned by America, Japan thinks about women.
Possibly not a great idea to try swimming while starving.
Oh hey, check it out! England cockblocks everyone by sleeping - that's right, actual sleeping - in the double bed of debauchery.
However, he suddenly decides he'd like pizza.
And the moment his back's turned, China hops under the covers!
Oh well. Pizza arrives, much to the delight of the starving sims.
I could've sworn I brought groceries just a day or two ago! But that explains why everyone's hungry.
Now he's full of pizza, Germany feels up to dealing with the weed problem.
America relaxes with a good book while England deals with that eternally disgusting toilet.
I have no idea why England suddenly decided to do without pyjamas. Or underwear.
Germany: "My eyes!"
Germany: "Although now I take a good look..."
Russia: worryworryworry
And all of a sudden, I thought 'Hey, I'm using Photobucket now, not my own, limited webspace. BRING ON THE HIGH QUALITY PNGS! So, no more icky bitty jpeg mess!
Looking at England's sexy naked body seems to have turned Germany on, so he and France indulge in, well, each other. (How long do you think it will take Photobucket to delete this one?)
Again? I didn't even know he'd recovered from the first lot.
Heh, that didn't last long! Er, the food poisoning, I mean, not France and Germany's shag.
Whoo, bed's free for another couple!
Japan: "Don't mind me, I'll just stand here and watch."
Is that the Swimsuit Gal, or has Germany made enemies of other ladies in the neighbourhood? Whoever she is, he's furious with her.
France has broken that bloody bath AGAIN.
Germany doesn't care, but Japan would quite like to eat him.
Japan: "No I don't! What a horrible thing to say! Bawwww!"
America: "Dude, no-one really thinks you want to eat France. Cheer up!"
America: "Yeah, it's an emergency, Japan totally wants to eat you."
But no1curr anymore about Japan's cannibalistic urges. England has been promoted again! Hurrah!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
Last time, Italy and Japan competed for America's affections and England brought another woman home with him. What'll happen this time?
Upstairs, the bed gets no rest.
As the bed is occupied, Italy and America indulge in some public heavy petting.
England: "Hi, can I speak to a therapist please?"
Can you feel the love tonight? Russia can.
Random townie decides to kick over the dustbin. MEANIE.
Is the vandalised bin upsetting Japan? Or the knowledge that indoors, Italy is making out with his boyfriend?
On the off chance that it's the rubbish, England's ladyfriend very kindly tidies up.
And promptly blames poor, innocent Germany.
Germany is unimpressed.
But he quickly forgives her and turns the discussion to art.
Swimsuit Gal: "Yeah, now you mention it, it does remind me of that artist who made a modern art rubbish feature, only for the cleaner to throw it away, thinking it was real rubbish."
True story, y'all.
AND FINALLY IT HAPPENS!
AND IT WASN'T ENGLAND!
FIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The fire crew got there in time though.
Knowing that a fire sends hygiene plummeting, I made England sneak off to have a bath while everyone else was busy freaking out. :D
France: "Ew, England."
Really, France?
Meanwhile, outside, Germany and Swimsuit Gal continue their sophisticated conversation about theatre and the arts.
Swimsuit Gal: "OMG, how dare you?! Grizabella was the greatest out of all the Cats characters!"
Germany: "Nu-uh! Mr Mistoffolees rocked! And Memory is over-rated!"
Such differences in artistic opinion are too much to bear.
Oh hey! See this pan of charcoal? That's the food that caught fire. It's still there, bubbling away on the cooker.
And instead of say, removing the pan of burned food, Germany instead decides to pray to the fridge gods for sustenance.
Oh, and while England skills up, his ladyfriend continues to wander around the house in her swimming costume. Somehow, she does not look at all out of place.
Germany still hates her though.
England: "You'll be my friend, won't you?"
The trash compacter tries to eat England. But at least the dog didn't.
It may well eat Italy though.
Germany has a surprisingly high opinion of England's reading abilities.
But he'll happily write with a starving America standing right behind him.
Russia: "Now I am with China, I see no need for foolish games."
Plus with all the sex, he just doesn't have the time.
Hungry. :(
You know, you could just MOVE THE PAN. Then you'd be able to cook and eat.
As one of the few sims left not dying of hunger or having sex, Japan goes swimming.
In the rain.
America: "Hey, great job on that thing you did!"
FINALLY, China serves up that pan of food. However, as it's been cooking for the past what, two days? It's not exactly looking all that appetising. The starving sims don't much care though.
Oh dear.
Italy: "For example, I'd like my boyfriend to not cheat on me."
Wait, why was YOUR week not great? You had two guys on the go at once!
America: "Food poisoning. :("
Japan: "Dear diary. Today I started keeping a diary."
Not a great week for China or France or Russia.
And Germany's week was just downright crap.
Having been abandoned by America, Japan thinks about women.
Possibly not a great idea to try swimming while starving.
Oh hey, check it out! England cockblocks everyone by sleeping - that's right, actual sleeping - in the double bed of debauchery.
However, he suddenly decides he'd like pizza.
And the moment his back's turned, China hops under the covers!
Oh well. Pizza arrives, much to the delight of the starving sims.
I could've sworn I brought groceries just a day or two ago! But that explains why everyone's hungry.
Now he's full of pizza, Germany feels up to dealing with the weed problem.
America relaxes with a good book while England deals with that eternally disgusting toilet.
I have no idea why England suddenly decided to do without pyjamas. Or underwear.
Germany: "My eyes!"
Germany: "Although now I take a good look..."
Russia: worryworryworry
And all of a sudden, I thought 'Hey, I'm using Photobucket now, not my own, limited webspace. BRING ON THE HIGH QUALITY PNGS! So, no more icky bitty jpeg mess!
Looking at England's sexy naked body seems to have turned Germany on, so he and France indulge in, well, each other. (How long do you think it will take Photobucket to delete this one?)
Again? I didn't even know he'd recovered from the first lot.
Heh, that didn't last long! Er, the food poisoning, I mean, not France and Germany's shag.
Whoo, bed's free for another couple!
Japan: "Don't mind me, I'll just stand here and watch."
Is that the Swimsuit Gal, or has Germany made enemies of other ladies in the neighbourhood? Whoever she is, he's furious with her.
France has broken that bloody bath AGAIN.
Germany doesn't care, but Japan would quite like to eat him.
Japan: "No I don't! What a horrible thing to say! Bawwww!"
America: "Dude, no-one really thinks you want to eat France. Cheer up!"
America: "Yeah, it's an emergency, Japan totally wants to eat you."
But no1curr anymore about Japan's cannibalistic urges. England has been promoted again! Hurrah!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13