Hetalia Asylum - 07
Oh hey, it's me again, with a slightly faster update. :D Did I say six months? I meant six days. Well, onto the update.
Last time, England got promoted again, and everybody had sex. I mean, two at a time, not all at once, but I bet they would've if there was enough space on the bed. This time?
"I'm a genie in a bottle, gotta rub me the right way. No, lower, lower... yeah, there."
China and Russia are much more dignified with their affections.
"I wonder if we could have sex on this couch it Italy moved over a bit?"
Aww, no wonder poor old Italy has been relegated to the couch - America's snuggling with Japan instead.
And after they wake up, it's outside for a bit of secret smooching.
"I think America may be cheating on me. :( He think's he's hiding it so well, but like a window, I can see right through him."
France can only offer a comforting hug.
"It's THIS big! ...The ski slope, I mean. What did you think I meant?"
The bringer of food arrives!
*stalk*
No-one has had sex for oooh, almost a whole 12 hours now.
Russia and China remedy that.
Mmm. Exercise does make you hungry.
"Do you think we could get a dog? And maybe have some puppies?"
"Nah, I think we should try for babies instead."
"Hello, is that-"
"OH MY GOD IT'S BEHIND YOU!"
"-I'll call back later."
Germany ships Japan and France. Who'd have thought?
Russia: "Hugtackle!" :D
America: I'm gonna vom.
After escaping outside, America and Italy find they Need To Talk. Gulp.
America: "He means nothing to me. It's you I love."
Italy: "+1000"
And just to make the point clear, some groping happens.
Hmm, perhaps it wasn't clear enough.
Japan: "America! Mwah!"
Italy marks his territory.
Japan marks his.
Surely this will do the trick, right? Otherwise Italy will have to move on to marking Japan's face.
Russia and China appear to have no such communication problems.
Fetch.
France has a nice, relaxing swim.
While America and Italy have some nice, relaxing make-up sex.
France must be very good at throwing sticks, because it's night time by the time the dog returns. Or maybe it's just a different dog. Perhaps they could sense Germany's urge for a pet.
Japan: "Italy, I'd like to talk to you about-"
Italy: "OH MY GOD! FRANCE IS NAKED!"
Back to the subject - America.
Japan: "Yeah, I'd totally hit that."
Italy: "You do and I'll hit you. With a stick."
Germany and France: "If we ignore them they'll go away."
But before they can get down to... well, each other...
China: "ARGH! My eyes!"
ETA: I appear to have offended the delicate sensibilities of Photobucket with my nudeyrudeysimporn. Whoops. To LJ scrapbook!
Reuploaded!
Germany: "OK, get lost now, we're going to have sex."
Italy and America cuddle. Aww.
"Feed me!"
Kitchen's downstairs. Unless you're waiting outside the bathroom for a nice bowl of Iggy soup.
"Gosh. My hand appears to be inside out."
America takes time out of juggling two boyfriends to try and catch some butterflies. He fails.
Everyone: "Food?!"
China: "I cannot cook with you all here, get out!"
Japan: :'(
America: "Need food nao, omg."
But before anyone starves to death, England returns with both a promotion and a girl! Hurrah!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
Last time, England got promoted again, and everybody had sex. I mean, two at a time, not all at once, but I bet they would've if there was enough space on the bed. This time?
"I'm a genie in a bottle, gotta rub me the right way. No, lower, lower... yeah, there."
China and Russia are much more dignified with their affections.
"I wonder if we could have sex on this couch it Italy moved over a bit?"
Aww, no wonder poor old Italy has been relegated to the couch - America's snuggling with Japan instead.
And after they wake up, it's outside for a bit of secret smooching.
"I think America may be cheating on me. :( He think's he's hiding it so well, but like a window, I can see right through him."
France can only offer a comforting hug.
"It's THIS big! ...The ski slope, I mean. What did you think I meant?"
The bringer of food arrives!
*stalk*
No-one has had sex for oooh, almost a whole 12 hours now.
Russia and China remedy that.
Mmm. Exercise does make you hungry.
"Do you think we could get a dog? And maybe have some puppies?"
"Nah, I think we should try for babies instead."
"Hello, is that-"
"OH MY GOD IT'S BEHIND YOU!"
"-I'll call back later."
Germany ships Japan and France. Who'd have thought?
Russia: "Hugtackle!" :D
America: I'm gonna vom.
After escaping outside, America and Italy find they Need To Talk. Gulp.
America: "He means nothing to me. It's you I love."
Italy: "+1000"
And just to make the point clear, some groping happens.
Hmm, perhaps it wasn't clear enough.
Japan: "America! Mwah!"
Italy marks his territory.
Japan marks his.
Surely this will do the trick, right? Otherwise Italy will have to move on to marking Japan's face.
Russia and China appear to have no such communication problems.
Fetch.
France has a nice, relaxing swim.
While America and Italy have some nice, relaxing make-up sex.
France must be very good at throwing sticks, because it's night time by the time the dog returns. Or maybe it's just a different dog. Perhaps they could sense Germany's urge for a pet.
Japan: "Italy, I'd like to talk to you about-"
Italy: "OH MY GOD! FRANCE IS NAKED!"
Back to the subject - America.
Japan: "Yeah, I'd totally hit that."
Italy: "You do and I'll hit you. With a stick."
Germany and France: "If we ignore them they'll go away."
But before they can get down to... well, each other...
China: "ARGH! My eyes!"
ETA: I appear to have offended the delicate sensibilities of Photobucket with my nudeyrudeysimporn. Whoops. To LJ scrapbook!
Reuploaded!
Germany: "OK, get lost now, we're going to have sex."
Italy and America cuddle. Aww.
"Feed me!"
Kitchen's downstairs. Unless you're waiting outside the bathroom for a nice bowl of Iggy soup.
"Gosh. My hand appears to be inside out."
America takes time out of juggling two boyfriends to try and catch some butterflies. He fails.
Everyone: "Food?!"
China: "I cannot cook with you all here, get out!"
Japan: :'(
America: "Need food nao, omg."
But before anyone starves to death, England returns with both a promotion and a girl! Hurrah!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13