Dear Friends List,

It has come to my attention that: If you're older than about 36, your date of birth is closer to the start of World War II than it is to today.

That is all,
--NotBatman

I know, the writing posting, it has not happened. (I mean, the writing hasn't either, but let's be honest, this became a photo journal at some point a while ( Read more... )

The high seas are a dangerous place, yo. Hunter, Lord of the Krakens, roused his monster army to repel the bands of brigands hunting for treasure in his waters.


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Earlier this winter, I got the idea to dig a snowfort out of a small mountain of snow collected from our parking area. Much like the dwarves in Moria, however, I dug too deep. Luckily, rather than releasing a Balrog, all that happened there was the thing collapsed in on itself ( Read more... )

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And that's the story of how I became Uncle John.


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The Epic Sneeze was Epic.

Volume, distortion, unexpected spasms. Seriously, I worried that I tore a stitch from my surgery back in July. It was the Lord of All Sneezes. A torrent of horror which rent the flesh inside my throat ( Read more... )

I got to see my (current) very favorite band back in October. I managed to sneak backstage with them after their set at the shitty little hipster club they were playing at and got HEROICALLY drunk ( Read more... )

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The first rule of Life Club is you do not dig in your butt in Life Club.

The second rule of Life Club is you do not dig in your butt in Life Club.

NotBatman: "If I show up half-naked at a party it'll be because I'm dressed as an orc ( Read more... )